#marauders shitpost
Because this meme is going around everywhere.
My Mom just called Dumbledore “Kadalf” …not even Gandalf. No. “Kadalf”
Voldemort arriving at Godric’s Hollow:
Voldemort: And I brought you myrrh-
James: Thank you!
Voldemort: *unmasks* MYRRH-DER!
James: *gentle, sassy gasp*
Voldemort, NO-
You’ve heard of Drapple. Now get ready for:
I got my red dress on tonight
Dancin’ in the dark in the pale moonlight
Done my hair up real big, beauty queen style
High heels off, I’m feelin’ alive
Well I had to meme this photoshoot.
Sirius Black: Dogfather.
Hufflepuff culture is not really wanting to share your food but doing it anyways.. grudgingly.
Sirius Black: Big Dog energy.
Sirius had a black owl named Ozzy. I just woke up and suddenly need that to be a real thing.
…alright, I’m going back to sleep now.