#harry potter shitpost
Happy Valentine‘s Day witches and wizards!
Because this meme is going around everywhere.
I don’t even know why I made this. Don’t ask. Just enjoy.
Voldemort arriving at Godric’s Hollow:
Voldemort: And I brought you myrrh-
James: Thank you!
Voldemort: *unmasks* MYRRH-DER!
James: *gentle, sassy gasp*
Voldemort, NO-
You’ve heard of Drapple. Now get ready for:
I got my red dress on tonight
Dancin’ in the dark in the pale moonlight
Done my hair up real big, beauty queen style
High heels off, I’m feelin’ alive
Well I had to meme this photoshoot.
Harry Potter and The chamber of barbecue sauce on my Tiddies.
Now we know what Eddie listened to and why he looked so emotionally shaken. I understand Eddie, I really do.
Au where Minerva has a side career as rapper and she goes by Professor “MC” Gonagall.
Sirius Black: Dogfather.
Hufflepuff culture is not really wanting to share your food but doing it anyways.. grudgingly.
malfoy had a brief year after hogwarts where he tried to become a freestyle rapper
it went…poorly
Dr. Malfoy ft. The Snakes - Slyther into my life
Sirius Black: Big Dog energy.
Céline Dione: Every Night in my dreams I see you, I feel you.
Harry: Me @ Voldemort
Ron: *Snorting*
harry: let’s see what malfoy’s up to…
harry: *pulls out the marauders map*
harry: ah, there he is
harry: that motherfucker
harry: what a tool
Love.
Dumbledore Puns
Dumbledore doesn’t speak clearly: Mumbledore
Dumbledore isn’t bragging: Humbledore
Dumbledore isn’t interesting: Dumblebore
Where is Dumbledore sitting? On the Dumblefloor
Favorite Marvel Hero? Dumblethor
When Dumbledore is tired: Dumblesnore
Dumbledore goes shopping: Dumblestore
Dumbledore on Halloween: Dumblegore
Dumbledore is slutty: Dumblewhore
Dumbledor wins: Dumblescore
Dumbledore trying muggle sweets: Dumblesmore
Dumbledore promising something: Dumbleswore
Dumbledore being interested in interior design: Dumbledecore
Dumbledore taking care of the students: Dumblementor
Dumbledore really liking something: Dumbleadore
Dumbledore not stopping: he wants Dumblemore
// Feel free to add //
This is like Jacksfilms’ “Alexander Hamilton,” but better
I am honored.
I don’t know either. I made this at 3am.
Sirius had a black owl named Ozzy. I just woke up and suddenly need that to be a real thing.
…alright, I’m going back to sleep now.
okay,BUT
if hp-universe got all this cleaning spells, don’t you dare sayin’ that there wasn’t at least one freaking witch or wizard at some party, who couldn’t get into WC you know for reasons so they just peed in their pants, casted a cleaning spell and then acted like nothing had happend
actually, I think, this might be wizard party routine
