this is an ask blog for the pink addison [banner] from deltarune chapter 2 since i, the mun, chose them as my favorite character <3 few ground rules! i, beep/mun, am a minor, so no weird asks plsplspls
ALSO! there will be some story involved in this [and if i end up interacting with other ask blogs then thats cool :D im mostly just doing this for fun, not taking it as seriously as i should KJHGFKHJS but uh. ye :D ive done a few ask blogs before but i’ll be. trying. to take this one more serious :]
centigrade sounds like an insect whose legs you’re counting. celsius sounds like an ancient sea god. fahrenheit is what german people say after they sneeze, i think. and kelvin? i think i know him, didn’t he just break his arm at the skate park
whenever i see a noir detective in the rain i’m like yeah man… that’s exactly where you’re supposed to be
Noir detectives are actually meant to be stressed, it’s their natural state. A Noir detective with nothing to be stressed about, will quickly revert to a more highly stressed state than normal.
Noir detectives require stress to be healthy, that’s why it’s a good idea to make sure that an Inside Detective has access to regular difficult and alarming cases to solve and also a shower they can stand in (fully clothed or not) to agonize, since they can’t go out in the rain. Don’t be alarmed if they bang their little fists on the tile and howl, that’s a normal part of the display. If they sit on the floor and cry, though, they may be overstimulated and need some hard alcohol and a nap to help them settle down.
It can be difficult, but if you have a friend with a Femme Fatale, arranging a (supervised) playdate can be enriching to both of them.
“Witches riding non-broom cleaning implements” gag always funny, congratulations to everyone who has ever made some variant of this joke, please keep making it
thinking abt a witch perched on a roomba, spinning through the air…
as a creator you shouldn’t have to feel like you constantly gotta one-up yourself. consider one-downing yourself instead. keep producing worse content to make your previous work look great by comparison
Warnings: blood, catholicism, and animal death. in that order. misremembered information about the tree from 3below. im sure the slor needs a warning but im not sure what it would be
Word count:~1900
A/n: was gonna be having this as a longer chapter. but no my head hates me rn so whatever youre getting it in two pieces cus im trying to have a chpater out weekly but this one;s late
