sssn-neptune-vasilias:

dogtit:

imagine: tracers first ever solo mission post uprising. she’s nervous as hell. jack gruffly says that he’ll provide instructions just THIS ONCE–

“um…..can i…..commander, can i make a request”
“yes, agent, what is it”
“can uh…..can commander reyes talk me through this instead?”

and ana and gabe are like in the same room. gabes smile is huge and he starts running for the mic as jack sputters, “but i, he, what do you mean?” 

“i-its nothin personal commander its just when things get tense you get tend to yell and shout and commander reyes is just really nice and i’d prefer it if–”

and reyes dropkicks jack in the ribs and takes the mic. jack wheezes about cracked ribs and ana puts her face in her hands. gabe puts all his focus on the screen. “reyes here. lets do this, oxtonfree. step one,” 

and after the mission tracer just jumps on him to give him a big hug and gabe noogies her into oblivion shouting “BRING IT IN KIDDO” and let me have this, okay,,

This still leaves me so weak

7lizardsinacoat:

A painting of Quynh from The Old Guard as a holiday present for @toofastandtoofurious

I never want to paint stripes again.

Find the rest of the gang here!

Available on my redbubble!

sunriserose1023:

Time for Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness!!

UPDATE: I have a lot of thoughts about this movie and the main one is Elizabeth Olsen deserves all the awards. DAMN, woman.

This is now a Wanda/ Scarlet Witch/ Lizzie stan account.

actuallyfeanor:

verycorrectlotr:

actuallyfeanor:

h-cand:

zzoupz:

quartelz:

ihasdrawing:

pollenflower:

xblubotx:

cinnamonphan:

goddammityouscrewedupagain:

cannedcream:

charlesoberonn:

findingee:

mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

those are some fancy guitars

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

String trumpets.

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

I know what a trumpet is I play one

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

I tap keys

But hey what about

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

What about this six-string viola I found?

acoustic trumpet

#m gonna punch you

Violins is never the solution

strangestein:

captainmarvelously:

You guys… this Ironstrange video needs more love.

Listen, I know you may look at this and be like “Wait, a Sherlock crossover?? That’s uh…”

But no, watch the whole thing because you’ll understand why they used it, and the music? And the editing? This is maybe the prettiest and most romantic Ironstrange video I’ve seen.

It’s also the only video I know that visually shows the popular “Strange falls for Tony during those 14 million time loops” fanfic trope, as well as a new trope I didnt even know I needed. Seeing that with my actual eyeballs is worth it, but I just love the whole thing.

It also manages to contextualualize Strange’s final action with even more tragedy, if you can believe it.

Seriously I can’t even watch it without tearing by the end. Gorgeous.

Im makng this song my ringtone.

Oh shit this made me speechless

The butcher of Gujarat (7)
Brought us the awful “Beef ban”: (7)
What a devious man: (6)
Acting like a friend of cows (7)
Expanding dairy somehow: (7)
What a self-serving brat. (6)

Bridge:
The beef ban divides the folks (7)
Like twisted purity jokes (7)
Animals are comrades too, (7)
They’re not here for me and you. (7)

Ch:
Don’t buy his lies! (4)
Don’t buy his lies! (4)
Look! Look through his lies: (5)
Fascist in disguise! (5)

V2:
The butcher of Gujarat,
Added buffalo murders;
Gath'ring casteist herders
Waving the BJP flag.
Into fear, this path will drag.
What a divisive brat.

Chorus

V3:
The butcher of Gujarat
Tried to hide his dirty past;
Shedding now more blood fast.
The Massacre of Oh-Two
Should remind all of you:
What a violent brat!

 Chorus

V4:
The butcher of Gujarat,
Subsidises violence
What’s our response: silence?
Don’t let your tastebuds deceive-
That’s what his PR achieves!
What a deceptive brat!

Chorus
Look! Look through his deep lies: (6)
He’s a fascist to clear eyes. (7)

the-kouchfort:

haarute:

bobacupcake:

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

Spouse told me about this last night. I still find it fucking hilarious.

Oh for goodness’ sake

What the heck have I just seen??

danaterrace:

…what now?

Hey-o, here are the rest of the Ittoxiao fodders that continue from Part 1. Enjoy!

Genshin Impact 2.7 spoilers below!

Giroux left the Flyers??? Whoa.