happy valentines day @anchoredtether !!!! i hear you like magical/fantasy aus so here’s a garden witch pidge au for you (♡^__^♡) this was so much fun to do, i hope you like it !!
thanks for putting together such a lovely event ,, you’re amazing! <3
Wes was frustrated. He hadn’t seen Danny all day, but the asshole had left a note in his locker inviting him up to 917 Maple Street, the supposedly ‘haunted’ mansion that Casper High rented out for Halloween. It was a hell of a hill to trek up, not to mention that it was sketchy as fuck. But, Danny had invited Wes there which meant that it was an opportunity for Wes to get close to the elusive ghost boy. After all, these days Danny basically avoided Wes at all costs so Wes had less of a chance of exposing Danny’s secret.
With a conclusive resolve, Wes pocketed the cryptic invitation and decided to climb up to 917 Maple Street after school. After all, what could go wrong?
It’s been two whole years since I’ve made this video, and I’m just going to say right off the bat that at the time this was one of the most difficult things I’d ever edited. I didn’t have any kind of object or facial tracking software, so I animated each head Danny and Wes .png by hand. I manually went frame-by-frame and made sure that the heads were in the right position, sized correctly, and rotated correctly.
It was a hell of a project, but I am glad that I tackled it because it definitely proves that I have the patience to pursue video editing as a career. Now as a HS Senior, I’m super fond of this awful-to-watch video!!
a month ago i picked up a book on stage directing in my school’s black box and opened to a random page and it was something about making shakespearean actors rehearse by adding the word fuck to their lines to turn the archaic language into something familiar for the emotional resonance (of course taking it out as rehearsals move along to fix rhythm/etc but just to start off) and the example it gave was the solid flesh speech. like. iirc it was specifically “but two fucking months dead”
and like. im obsessed with this. as a concept. not even for acting i just think it’s so fucking funny. to be or not to be, that’s the fucking question. is this a fucking dagger i see before me. this is the excellent fuckery of the world -
What fucking fire is in mine ears? Here is my fucking butt.
“Press not a falling man too fucking far!” - Lord Chamberlain,Henry VIII, Act 3 scene 2
One of my absolute favourite things in the world is a ‘fuck run’. If the energy is too low, or the intensity is dropping the director might ask you to run a scene, or sometimes even the whole play, and insert ‘fuck’ or any of its derivatives wherever you feel the urge to. I have never experienced anything so quickly and ferociously liven a scene. It’s like a defibrillator.
Once did the last half of Oedipus Rex as a ‘fuck run’ leading to such incredible double entendres as: ‘Oedipus, son, dear child, who motherfucking bore you’.
Other highlights from times I’ve either taken part or seen a fuck run:
“I would eat his heart in the fucking marketplace” ”I have, of late, though wherefore I know the fuck not, lost all my motherfucking mirth.” “Your royal father’s fucking murdered.” “Fuckfuckfuck. O, by fucking who?” ”Gentlemen, remember that I am a fucking ass” ”Why the fuck did you bring these fucking daggers from the place? They must lie fucking there! Fuck! Go fucking carry them, and smear the sleepy grooms with fucking blood” “Screw your courage the FUCKING sticking place and we’ll not fail”
Skye: So what, now I’m just supposed to do everything that Simmons does? What if she jumps off a cliff?
Coulson: If Simmons were to jump off a cliff, she would have done her due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So yes, if you see Simmons jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
1.It’s like feeding an army (well, they are an army, so).
2. Why are they always wrestling?
3. Where is that smell coming from?
4. I’ve woken up five days in a row with a cat sleeping on my face. Who keeps letting all these cats in?
5. The majority of them forget to knock. Fenrir has “accidentally” seen me naked three times. Today.
6. Idk who is worse about me missing curfew, Sirius or my mom.
7. There’s a lot of laundry. A lot. And the first laundry day no one thought about how maybe it shouldn’t be “sole sock day.” Do you know where they wear only one sock!?!
8. Ray told Luka that tampons were for bloody noses and guess who was wearing one up his nostril the other day.
9. I thought I saw a ghost once but it was just Seth with a face mask.
10. No one says anything when they catch you drinking milk directly from the container (pretty sure that’s how we all got the flu).
Red Army Headquarters
1.They all need therapy.
2. Who doesn’t love waking up in the middle of the night with little critter claws scaling your body giving you a mini heart attack (thank you, fucking Pineapple).
3. It’s like everyday is a pissing contest… no like, I catch them pissing in the bushes everyday.
4. Idk how their uniforms stay so white, but Edgar said bleach is great at removing blood stains. Wait, what?
5. I think Kyle frequently forgets I’m a girl. He slapped me on my ass after helping him in the infirmary and said “good job, bruh,” then he looked like he was gonna puke and apologized.
6. I steal Jonah’s cologne because it smells so good.
7. I thought Edgar was going to flash me once opening his overcoat but he just had a bunch of jellybeans hidden in there.
8.Kyle always has condoms. No questions asked.
9. Don’t joke about bacon, duck a l'orange, or needles.
10. Rico got sprayed by a skunk and feminine do*che is what the store keeper told me to use to get rid of the odor. Zero saw me with 7 boxes of do*che and I tried to explain and he was just like “Alice, we’re all adults here.”
Reverse phantom au: Danny is a ghost that suddenly gains the ability to take on a living form. Instead of starting as a human and gaining a ghost half, he’s a ghost that gains a human half.
Maybe he was native to the ghost zone and had never been human, like how canon Danny had always been alive. Or maybe he was once human and he died at age 14 a long long long loooong time ago. In that case instead of half-dying like in canon, he’s halfway resurrected (main difference between him and a zombie being that he switches back and forth).
At first it may seem underwhelming because to us humans, the dp ghosts are so op and fantastical. But now Danny’s growing/aging (again?), he has the full range and fluidity of human emotions, he can blend in with society in this whole new (or newly returned-to) works.
Anyway I think the reverse au accident would still involve the creation of the portal. When the creators (could still be Maddie and Jack, I haven’t thought it through) first try to turn it on it doesn’t completely fail. There’s the beginnings of a rift, but it doesn’t have the juice to completely breach the veil. Danny notices the disturbance in the atmosphere and floats on up to it. He doesn’t mean to make contact but when he inevitably does, the proto-rift reacts with his energy and opens the portal the rest of the way.
Danny passes out and when he first wakes up he realizes he has jet black hair and dull blue eyes.
Omg this is so cool I love it!
Jack and Maddie would so be confused why a teenager just fell out of the ghost portal
Jazz would either love her new brother figure or write an essay on him or something
What if Danny goes through lots of experiments and tests and eventually runs away
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