#im so angry
“999, what’s your emergency?”
“yes, i’ve been attacked.”
“by who?”
“gwendoline christie’s eyes.”
Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??
Me when I’m a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats
OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME
You know what you are so right… We have a bond, these 50 rats and I….
OH SHIT OH NO
WAIT
I CAN’T FEED THIS MANY RATS
Guess there’s only one way to solve this… I must venture into the cheese caves…
Damn, it’s dark in here
i ordered a new dildo that was on a list of realistic uncut dildos where the foreskin moves, and i got it in today and it’s not only plasticky as fuck but the foreskin is just molded on and i’m
you have to be fucking kidding me right now!
I can’t believe Julie gave DE the human endgame Stelena was supposed to have and made Stelena’s last and only scene about SC. And Tyler didn’t even get to have a line or see Caroline one last time. Actually I can believe it, I just hate that she did it.
someone requested a peaky blinders imagine with a SEASON SIX SPOILER.
guys im so sorry for posting slowly, my tumblr somehow does weird thing like the page turned blank and I have to start all over..
I hope you guys understand.. and I understand too that you guys are started to get impatient.. I’m trying my best rn… *sobs*
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I’m posting this here because I’m honestly so sick and tired of this kind of thing. Especially in regards to endangered languages
But yeah. so funny
For those who don’t know, Scots language is not the same as Scottish Gaelic. They are unique from each other. Some people know Scots language better as being referred to as a dialect, so if you’ve heard about the Scots dialect before online, they’re probably referring to Scots language.
UNESCO recognizes it as a vulnerable language (Gaelic is considered more severely as “endangered”).
The Scots Wikipedia is exactly what it sounds like, an alternate wikipedia where the articles are all written in Scots. There are other wikipedias that provide content for other languages the same way. It helps preserve and give access to a threatened and underrepresented language, which is invaluable.
About 16 hours ago, it was discovered that an American teenager has been editing and writing articles not in Scots, but in an American’s disrespectful phonetic take on what he thinks Scots sounds like.
This problem isn’t unique to this incident. Frequently on tumblr I see Americans making jokes about Scottish actors making what they’ve called “garbled Scottish sounds” and attempting (and failing) to type in Scots. Scottish languages have been decimated over the centuries, and Scots Wikipedia should be an amazing language resource.
The worst part? He’s apparently been at this for YEARS. He’s edited or penned nearly 1/3 of Scots Wikipedia. Apparently when Scots speakers have corrected him in the past, he’s had a “haughty attitude,” claiming that other Scots speakers (who were never present, unsurprisingly) approved of his failed attempts at writing in Scots.
The damage is heart wrenching:
“Potentially tens of millions of people now think that Scots is a horribly mangled rendering of English rather than being a language or dialect of its own, all because they were exposed to a mangled rendering of English being called Scots by this person and by this person alone.
They wrote such a massive volume of this pretend Scots that anyone writing in genuine Scots would have their work drowned out by rubbish. Or, even worse, edited to be more in line with said rubbish.
Wikipedia could have been an invaluable resource for the struggling language. Instead, it’s just become another source of ammunition for people wanting to disparage and mock it, all because of this one person and their bizarre fixation on Scots, which unfortunately never extended so far as wanting to properly learn it.”
Even worse, many people are praising this kid as the all-time most dedicate “troll,” as funny, etc. It’s inexcusable.
They’re hoping Scots speakers will volunteer to help fix all of the nonsense articles he’s put up.
I hope some people with a solid linguistics and/or Scots background can help in damage control:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/ig9jia/ive_discovered_that_almost_every_single_article/
https://sco.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uiser_collogue:AmaryllisGardener#This_users_doesn’t_know_Scots.
https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wikimedia_Forum#Scots_Wikipedia_is_largely_not_written_in_Scots
i told you i loved the night we spent together
i wish i could have captured the grin you wore
so proud of the terrible things you did to me
how i love that smile
the same lips that grazed my skin not long ago
the same hands that caressed my doll-like body
the same hair that I tugged on as i made a show of your acts
it was only an act
all of the good things came to an end
the heavy breathing started
my lungs were collapsing
my heart forgot to beat
it was too busy aching to love you
wishing to be more than just a body
La rabbia può aiutarti a sopravvivere per un po’ ma poi ti mangia pezzo per pezzo.
skins
look at this fucking shit. we can never have anything. i am so frustrated right now
“I didn’t want you to carry my mistake”
This is why I don’t like Alptekin at all. He made sure that Serkan carry this burden, this heavy burden, all alone. And the thing that make me go crazy is that he told this secret just when Serkan finally found his happiness with Eda, and when he knew that they broke up he didn’t do anything. He saw that his son was hurting, bleeding, that this secret was eating him alive… And what did he do? Nothing of course. He’s such a coward. Even now that the secret is going to be revealed he continues to lie, to cover the mistake. What kind of person is that? How can Serkan and Eda will be able to forgive him? How can he be forgiven?
I feel so sorry for Serkan, he’s carrying a burden that is not his to carry. And when he can’t carry that burden anymore, when he finally got the courage to tell Eda all the truth, everything is ruined by Selin… I’m so tired of this two people.