#incorrect a separate peace

Brownie: Let me get this straight

Leper: More like let me run this BI you

Gene: Let’s see how this PANS out

Brinker: Hopefully we’ll ACE this

Finny:…

Finny: I’m gay.

Gene:*sneezes*

Finny: Are you sick?? Here, let me wrap you up in a blanket and make you some warm soup. You poor thing :(((

Brinker:*sneezes*

Finny: Oh my God shut the fuck up

Brinker: Gene, do you have a bag I could borrow?

Gene: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

Brinker: Literally all you had to do was say no

Brinker: I’ll go for a walk somewhere I’m appreciated!

Gene: That’ll be a long walk

Gene: When I’m stressed I like to go and sit on a surface that isn’t meant to be sat on because when tomorrow comes, I will be faced with even more challenges and I am too overwhelmed to be worrying about what “is” and “is not” a “chair

Finny: Okay babe, whatever you say

Finny: Gene, what did I tell you about comparing Brinker to the Devil?

Gene: That it’s offensive to the Devil?

Gene: Next time I’m opening up to someone is my autopsy

Gene: I can’t compete with you physically and you’re no match for my brains

Finny: You’re that smart?

Gene: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Finny:Yes

Gene:Morons

Brinker: Sorry, lost my cool there for a second

Finny: Can’t lose what you never had

Chet: Who needs a soulmate anyway?

Chet: My soulmate will be… books!

Gene, sighing: I’ve never had a real friend before…

Finny: I can be your friend!

Gene:…

Gene: I’ve also never had a boyfriend