#incorrect avengers
Peter: Can you run for President next year?
Vision:Why?
Peter: So we can have 20/20 Vision for the rest of the year.
bringing this back as well just for the sake of it
and trumps impeachment
happy new year!
wanda: I hate it when people ask me what Im going to do in the future
wanda: it’s not like I have 20/20 vision
avengers :
wanda, sobbing: Vision I miss you please come back
Natasha: Accept your flaws, you’ll feel better. That’s what I did.
Steve: You’ve accepted your flaws?
Natasha: No. I accepted yours.
Sam: Rise and shine, the sun is up
Bucky: What do you want me to do, photosynthesize?
Steve : Look, the doctor said ‘internal bleeding’, and that’s where my blood is supposed to be. It’s fine.
Sam : That’s not how it works
Nat and Bucky, exasperated: Just let him die already
Steve, jolting awake at 3am: BUCKY WHAT THE HELL
Bucky :What?
Steve: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Bucky : SO ONLY ROOSTERS ARE ALLOWED TO WAKE YOU UP SCREAMING NOW HUH?
Steve :YES.
Bucky : too bad.
Bucky : *continues screaming*
Bucky : if I die, donate my whole body to science
Bucky : except for my middle fingers
Bucky: give them to Sam
Sam : fuck you too
Steve :… I’m more concerned about the fact that Bucky just said ‘if’ and not 'when’
Nat: If Red Skull joined the Fire Department, what would he say every time he fights a blaze?
Steve:
Bucky:
Nat: Hail Hydrant
Nat:
Nat: come back, it’s funny
Rhodey: Pepper asked me what the height of stupidity was.
Rhodey: My answer has been the same since forever ago.
Tony:
Rhodey: 5 foot 7 and 3 quarters
Rhodey: but 6 foot 5 when he’s in his armour
Tony:waIT-
Peter: Hey, I’m going to get coffee. You guys want anything?
Natasha: Black coffee.
Tony: Double of Nat’s.
Steve: I’m fine.
Peter: Are you sure you don’t want anything, Captain Rogers?
Peter: Like, maybe an iced Americano?
Steve:
Steve: You know what, Parker?
Clint: As your best friend-
Natasha: I have no friends.
Clint:
Clint: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND