Imagine Loki finding you passed out on the floor.

Imagine Loki grabbing you before disappearing through the portal he opened.

Imagine Loki finding you in Stark Tower and being instantly mesmerized by you.

"You can’t trick me anymore

avengersmemes:

Lmaoooooo

incorrectlymcu:

Peter: Can you run for President next year?

Vision:Why?

Peter: So we can have 20/20 Vision for the rest of the year.

bringing this back as well just for the sake of it

and trumps impeachment

Steve, jolting awake at 3am: BUCKY WHAT THE HELL

Bucky :What?

Steve: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Bucky : SO ONLY ROOSTERS ARE ALLOWED TO WAKE YOU UP SCREAMING NOW HUH?

Steve :YES.

Bucky : too bad.

Bucky : *continues screaming*

Bucky : if I die, donate my whole body to science

Bucky : except for my middle fingers

Bucky: give them to Sam

Sam : fuck you too

Steve :… I’m more concerned about the fact that Bucky just said ‘if’ and not 'when’

MCU Spidey

nope. nope. nope.

Rhodey: Pepper asked me what the height of stupidity was.

Rhodey: My answer has been the same since forever ago.

Tony:

Rhodey: 5 foot 7 and 3 quarters

Rhodey: but 6 foot 5 when he’s in his armour

Tony:waIT-

Peter: Hey, I’m going to get coffee. You guys want anything?

Natasha: Black coffee.

Tony: Double of Nat’s.

Steve: I’m fine.

Peter: Are you sure you don’t want anything, Captain Rogers?

Peter: Like, maybe an iced Americano?

Steve:

Steve: You know what, Parker?

poor Tony

i can’t…