#incorrect bnha
Midoriya: I wanted to apologise for putting myself in danger.
Bakugou: Good, you worried-
Midoriya: No, let me finish. I wanted to apologise but then I realised I’m not sorry.
Bakugou: … you little shit.
Shinsou: I didn’t understand why people cared for their dumb or oblivious friends until I got both a dumb friend and a oblivious one.
Shinsou: I’ve only been friends with Kaminari and Todoroki for a day, but anything were to happen to them I would kill everyone in this room then myself.
Kaminari: [poking shinsou with his foot]
Shinsou: Someone didn’t get enough attention from their parents growing up.
Kaminari: I got plenty, I just got addicted.
Jirou: Is that- Are you reading ‘Pride and Prejudice’?
Kaminari, not looking up from his book:Yeah?
Bakugou: Wait, Dunce Face can read?
Kaminari: While one might propose that my manner and academia indicate illiteracy, you shall find their suggestion to be a mere stereotype prompted by those who are unable to comprehend there are many forms of intelligence.
Everyone:…
Aizawa as things I’ve heard from family or friends (mostly my dad):
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Aizawa, after getting test papers back: I’m gonna go over here, but ignore me if I start sighing and crying, I’ll just be grading your papers.
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Bakugou: Hey can you hand me a pencil?
Aizawa: *throws it at the back of his head*
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All Might: Have you ever run a red light?
Aizawa: Uh, maybe. It was a gray area.
Present Mic: I was in the car when you ran a red light.
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Izuku, after he breaks something: Uh oh, what do I do?
Aizawa: You pay. With your life.
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Present Mic: Speaking of the Dumbass (in reference to their cat), have they been fed yet?
Aizawa: Who, the students?
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Mic: Why is it so dark down here?
Aizawa: Because the lights are off.
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Aizawa, to the other teachers: I’m just trying to connect with you guys on a personal level. Sadly, we have nothing in common.
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Mic: This ketchup tastes weird.
Aizawa, exhausted: that’s not ketchup, that’s cocktail sauce.
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Aizawa, to Izuku after he didn’t do the dishes: You’re the problem child.
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Mic: I don’t think I actually liked it, I just wanted you to like me.
Aizawa: It didn’t work.
Kacchan, after working out: Okay brain, you obstinate fu**er. I drank the clear splashy stuff and ate the green veggie crap. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and all that sh!t. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fu**.
Izuku, walking in right when this happens:
Izuku: Don’t you just love how mental disorders are buy one, get seven free?
Bakugo: I didn’t even want one, my mom made me buy it.
Todoroki: Mine’s a family heirloom. Been passed down for generations.
Aizawa: And that’s why we’re in group therapy.
Bakugo, in a hazmat suit: Okay, so what can you tell us abo-
Kirishima’s phone: *goes on with loud rock music*
Bakugo: On for God-Turn that Crap off!
Kirishima, also in a hazmat suit: I can’t reach it. You need to punch me in the ass.
Bakugo:What?!
Kirishima: Just sock me in the butt!
Patient they’re checking on: Do you two work at this hospital?
Bakugo and Kirishima:
Izuku: Shoot! I can’t believe Midnight got the rest of the group!
Bakugo: Bunch of weak-ass ext…Wait.
Bakugo, walks over to Todoroki: You bastard, are you awake?!
Todoroki:…No.
Izuku: Todoroki-kun! You managed to resist her quick?!
Todoroki: I did.
Bakugo: And you went to sleep anyways?!
Todoroki: Look, I’ve had a long week.
Aizawa, glaring: What’s in the bag, Midoriya? It’s certainly not your hero costume you’ve been wearing for your secret vigilante work, is it?
Izuku, thinking and sweating: Think, think, think. Crap! Panicking, can’t think! Have to trust instincts!
Izuku, throws bag out the window:
Aizawa:
Izuku, thinking: Instincts bad.
Izuku: I just don’t know what I should do. Should I stay here or go save All Might?
Todoroki, as the devil on his shoulder: I think you should go and save All Might.
Bakugo, as the angel on his shoulder: Why the hell am I the angel?! And keep your dumb ass here!
Izuku: And that’s why you’re the angel in this situation.
Todoroki: Here, this should convince you I’m right. *does a handstand*
Izuku: What does that have to do with anything?
Bakugo: No no, Icyhot may have a point.
Izuku:
Shigaraki: You have a lot of nerve standing up to me.
Izuku: You have a lot of nerve being alive.
Shigaraki:
Random Extra: Hey There, cutie.
Izuku: Oh! U-Um-
Todoroki, popping out of nowhere with a photo of Bakugo and Izuku: He’s married.
Extra:Wha-
Kirishima, holding up Izuku’s hand to show his wedding ring: Married, bro.
Extra: Okay, I’m sorr-
Kaminari, cocking a water gun: Walk away, Bruh.
Extra:
Izuku: Do you guys not work?
Reporter on tv: These dumb kids are going to get themselves killed!
Aizawa: Dumb kids?
1-A: *you decide what tomfuckery they’re up to now*
Aizawa: THOSE ARE MY DUMB KIDS!
Ojiro: I gotta question for you! I gotta question for you! What does GIF stand for?
Tokoyami: Graphics interchange format.
Ojiro: Graphics interchange format. So if it was pronounced JIF, it would be called Jraphics interchange format! You do not call it a fucking jraphic card!
Shoji: Both of you are pronouncing it wrong. It’s pronounced Greg.
Tokoyami: Pff
Ojiro: You’re pronouncing it wrong too Shoji. There are federal agents-
Shoji: Is it Greg or is it Jeff?
Sato: No, it is not pronounced Yiff.
Jiro: *spits out soda* Yo! Wait a minute! Doesn’t that have something to do with furries?
Sato: I don’t know, I always feel like furries have such a huge power level that they’re not to be trifled with.
Tokoyami: Yeah, they can shoot you down in the street like a dog and their faces will not be on any footage because they’ve got a fucken fursuit on.
Koda: Wat da dog doing?
Ojiro: Pff Shut up Koda.
Koda: I saw a pit bull there and he said “Wat da dog doing?” and then he said-
Jiro: Wait! You saw PitBull? Mr. Worldwide?
Koda: MISTER 305!
Ojiro: *wheeze* Shut the fuck up!
Midoriya: *trying to log into Aizawa’s laptop*
Password hint: Favorite child.
Midoriya:…
1-A:…
Shinso:…
Eri:…
Midoriya: Well this is awkward.
Aizawa: You’re too heavy, I can’t hold on!
All Might: Pretend I’m one of your children, Aizawa!
All Might: NOT MINETA NOT MINETA!
No one:
Ashido on her period: Shark week, ho ha ha!
Uraraka: Hey Koda? How come you hang out with the Toko Squad? I mean, no offense, but I’ve never seen you act emo like the rest of them.
Koda: If you have to bury a dead body, plant an endangered plant on top of it so it’s illegal to dig it up.
Uraraka:…
Koda: *cuddles Yuwai*
Uraraka: Oh.
Aizawa: Ok…who is responsible for Mineta’s disappearance?
Deku Squad: Don’t blame us, we didn’t have a clue!
Baku Squad: Well it’s not our fault, we’re innocent like you!
Toko Squad: We did it.
Everyone:…WHAT THE HELL-
