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Dazai:I started putting battery acid on the back of the cross necklace Chuuya has, to burn through his skin.

Oda:Why?

Dazai: Oh, to subtly send the message that he might be a demon.

Atsushi:It’s for him… because I never won’t love him. Never.

Dazai:Ditto, bitch. Different “him”. Same sort of idea.

Dazai:If you could choose your partner all over, would you choose me again?

Chuuya:Yeah, I didn’t choose you the first time, but I guess that’s just how the story goes, huh, Mackerel?

Chuuya:Remind me to get off the internet.

Higuchi:Too late. Don’t worry. Your nudes are tasteful.

Chuuya:They’re not meant to be.

Dazai, to Chuuya: In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you.

Dazai, to Chuuya: I liked you the way you were. I liked your walls. I liked being the one to bring them down.

Atsushi:Wait, so you’re actually dating Chuuya?

Dazai:Yeah. We’ve been together for the last month.

Yosano:And that’s going… well?

Dazai:Yup. It’s great.

Kunikida:So he knew you and was like more?

Kunikida:Since Dazai has been here, his biggest improvements to the agency include renaming the Wi-Fi network “Bad Bitches Only”.

Oda:In healthy relationships you have to make yourself vulnerable too. Allow someone else to have that sort of power over you.

Dazai:Well, the Slug does.

Oda:Does he?

Dazai:Yes, he’s ruined everything.

Oda:So why don’t you move on then?

Dazai:Because that would ruin everything.

Oda:So what do you want from him?

Dazai:I want to smell his skin. I want to hear the boring stuff he does everyday that he wouldn’t bother telling anyone else about because it’s really that boring. But to me, it would be fascinating because… it’s Chuuya. Because in our bones we understand each other.

Oda:Chuuya’s not beige then?

Dazai:He’s a rainbow in beige boots.

Dazai:And like with Chuuya, right? Like… when I first met him, I was just… immediately in love.

Atsushi: In love?

Dazai:Yeah. When you say it out loud it kind of sounds small.

Atsushi:What’s a bigger feeling than love?

Dazai:Loss.

Tachihara:Tequila makes me aggressive.

Higuchi:Tequila makes me wanna dance.

Chuuya:I, uh, I once took, like, ten Vicodin, and drank an entire thing of tequila, and then, I, like, blacked out for three days. But while I was blacked out, I, like, still went to work and did assignments and shit. It was really weird.

Higuchi:… Well, let’s not do that tonight.

Chuuya:A summer party really matches my easy breezy vibe.

Dazai:Easy breezy vibe? I thought you had more of a dead of winter, girl with the dragon tattoo, Sarsgaard Murderhouse vibe.

Chuuya, looking at Atsushi and Akutagawa: You know what’s kind of depressing?

Gin:What?

Chuuya: I’ll never find that kind of love.

Gin: What do you mean?

Chuuya:There’s just no darkness. It’s just sweet.

Gin:Yeah.

Chuuya: I don’t know if that would ever be enough for me.

Chuuya:not me having my first past life regression and finding out i was a literal god of destruction like LMAO it makes so much sense

Dazai:You are schizophrenic

Chuuya:Could you do what you did? Of course you could. But I never thought you would, or could, do that to me.

Dazai:I’m really sorry, Slug…but you thought wrong.

Chuuya: You and I have unfinished business.

Dazai:Baby… you ain’t kiddin’