#incorrect castiel
Jack: Why are Dean and Cas sitting like that?
Sam: They had a fight.
Jack: Why are they holding hands?
Sam: They get sad when they fight.
Sam: Alright, I’m gonna go to bed, don’t do murder
Jack: Why would I murder anyone?
Castiel: I wasn’t planning on it, but now I will
Dean: Fuck you, don’t tell me what to do
Sam: Literally fuck all of you, why am I friends with you?
Dean, after getting kidnapped: You think no one knows I’m here?
Demon: You mean Castiel? Castiel’s dead.
Dean, scoffing: Don’t be ridiculous, Cas would never die without telling me
Dean: Hey, Sam, can Cas and I borrow 4,000 bucks?
Sam: Why the hell do you need 4,000 bucks?
Dean: It’s for an escape room
Sam:What kind of escape room costs 4,000 dollars?
Dean: Jail
Castiel, waking up to Dean unsuccessfully attempting to sneak into the bunker with a black eye with a split lip: Explain?
Dean: I am baby
Castiel: You are bastard, but continue.
Dean: You know that feeling where your heart skips a beat?
Castiel: That’s called arrhythmia
Dean: I get that feeling every time I see y-
Castiel: You can die from it
Castiel: So are you in an ‘i just need to rest’ kind of bad mood, or are you in an ‘I’m about to shoot stuff until I feel better’ kind of bad mood?
Dean: *lying on floor with knife clutched on chest* I haven’t decided yet.
Jack: How do Sam and Dean usually get out of these messes?
Castiel: They don’t. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
Castiel: I just want you to know that I love your brother very much.
Sam: You do?
Castiel:Yes.
Sam:Really?
Castiel:Yes.
Sam:
Sam: May I ask why?
Dean: Cas, you know what would be so funny? If you could send me pics of you wearing a cowboy hat- LIKE as a joke dude-
Dean: I would die for you, Cas
Castiel, on the verge of tears: Please don’t
Dean: Hey, do you have any shaving cream I can borrow?
Castiel: No, I don’t like the way it tastes.
Dean: You eat shaving cream?
Castiel: No, why would I eat it if I don’t like the way it tastes?
Castiel: I’ve calculated the odds of our success and I’ve decided not to share the information with you
Dean: Oh, wonderful
Dean: C’mon, use those muscles you work so hard for!
Castiel: He actually stopped working out last week
Dean: Why’d you do that?
Sam: I got sad!
