To be fair, Castiel did tell Pam to stop seeking him out. He tried warning her.

Supernatural : A show that manages to turn some of the world’s most attractive men into these dorky goofballs.

Dean:You really push all my buttons

Sam:I was looking for the mute button 

Dean: I had a bad childhood.

Crowley: I know.

Dean: What do you mean you know?

Crowley: Look at you.

Dean: What do you mean look at me?

Crowley: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that.

Dean:Hear me out-

Sam:No

Dean:What if-

Castiel: No

Dean:We were-

Bobby:No

Dean:Can you guys please stop cutting me off?

Sam:The last time you asked us to hear you out, you talked about raccoons and buttholes, so no

Sam:If it excites you and scares you at the same time then you should probably do it

Jack:Time to slap Dean while he is sleeping

Waitress:*flirting with Castiel*

Sam:You’re being more quiet than usual Dean

Dean:No one plots murder out loud 

*At a museum*

Jack:Can we take a picture?

Sam, taking out his phone: Sure

Claire, grabbing a painting off the wall: Alright, run quick! Before they catch us!

Sam:Wait-

Jack: I need life advice

Dean, sipping beer and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person

Lucifer: Why does everyone always assume the worst of me?

Sam: It saves time

Jack: *Comes into the bunker kitchen late at night* Hey, can we talk?

Castiel: *Instantly panics* Yeah, sure? What’s going on?

Jack: If ‘mono’ means ‘one, and ‘poly’ means ‘two’

Jack: What the fuck does Monopoly mean?

Dean: Jack, what the fuck-

Dean: Am I right, Sam?

Sam: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening

Sam: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of a river

Dean: Wrong, I look like a cool rockstar that OD’d in their own pool. Big difference.

the winchesters:

Castiel: So are you in an ‘i just need to rest’ kind of bad mood, or are you in an ‘I’m about to shoot stuff until I feel better’ kind of bad mood?

Dean: *lying on floor with knife clutched on chest* I haven’t decided yet.

Gabriel: I don’t think I’m the protagonist, I’m the antagonist

Gabriel: Not in an edgy “Ooh ahh, I’m evil, I’m a villain” way, I just create problems and obstacles for anyone who encounters me

Gabriel: People meet me and are inevitably worse off for it

Dean, skating backwards past a group of demons on heely’s holding two shotguns: Sup, fucks

Dean: Hey, do you have any shaving cream I can borrow?

Castiel: No, I don’t like the way it tastes.

Dean: You eat shaving cream?

Castiel: No, why would I eat it if I don’t like the way it tastes?

Castiel: I’ve calculated the odds of our success and I’ve decided not to share the information with you

Dean: Oh, wonderful

Sam, watching Dean chug an entire pot of coffee: You know, that probably isn’t healthy for you

Dean: My body’s been through worse, I’ll probably be fine

Dean: C’mon, use those muscles you work so hard for!

Castiel: He actually stopped working out last week

Dean: Why’d you do that?

Sam: I got sad!

Therapist: And can you find the source of your problems?

Dean: I’ll either need a mirror or my dad.

Dean: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Jack: I saw a frog on the bus yesterday

Dean: Outstanding, this is what I’m talking about, people

Sounds familiar

The best thing ever

That’s magic

Boom b1tch

At what cost?

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I know I shouldn’t laugh but… I’m a bad person

Literally me at school

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