#supernatural humour
Dean:You really push all my buttons
Sam:I was looking for the mute button
Dean: I had a bad childhood.
Crowley: I know.
Dean: What do you mean you know?
Crowley: Look at you.
Dean: What do you mean look at me?
Crowley: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don’t stand like that.
Dean:Hear me out-
Sam:No
Dean:What if-
Castiel: No
Dean:We were-
Bobby:No
Dean:Can you guys please stop cutting me off?
Sam:The last time you asked us to hear you out, you talked about raccoons and buttholes, so no
Sam:If it excites you and scares you at the same time then you should probably do it
Jack:Time to slap Dean while he is sleeping
Waitress:*flirting with Castiel*
Sam:You’re being more quiet than usual Dean
Dean:No one plots murder out loud
*At a museum*
Jack:Can we take a picture?
Sam, taking out his phone: Sure
Claire, grabbing a painting off the wall: Alright, run quick! Before they catch us!
Sam:Wait-
Jack: I need life advice
Dean, sipping beer and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person
Lucifer: Why does everyone always assume the worst of me?
Sam: It saves time
Jack: *Comes into the bunker kitchen late at night* Hey, can we talk?
Castiel: *Instantly panics* Yeah, sure? What’s going on?
Jack: If ‘mono’ means ‘one, and ‘poly’ means ‘two’
Jack: What the fuck does Monopoly mean?
Dean: Jack, what the fuck-
Dean: Hey, Sam, can Cas and I borrow 4,000 bucks?
Sam: Why the hell do you need 4,000 bucks?
Dean: It’s for an escape room
Sam:What kind of escape room costs 4,000 dollars?
Dean: Jail
Dean:Hey, kid, you okay?
Jack: *lying face down on the floor* I’m depressed.
Dean: Damn, me too.
Dean: No, wait, hi depressed, I’m dad.
Dean: No, wait, what’s wrong?
the winchesters:
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Dean, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir?
Sam:
Sam:Do you just think other people can’t hear you?
Dean: You know that feeling where your heart skips a beat?
Castiel: That’s called arrhythmia
Dean: I get that feeling every time I see y-
Castiel: You can die from it
Gabriel: I don’t think I’m the protagonist, I’m the antagonist
Gabriel: Not in an edgy “Ooh ahh, I’m evil, I’m a villain” way, I just create problems and obstacles for anyone who encounters me
Gabriel: People meet me and are inevitably worse off for it
Jack: How do Sam and Dean usually get out of these messes?
Castiel: They don’t. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
Dean: I would die for you, Cas
Castiel, on the verge of tears: Please don’t
Dean: C’mon, use those muscles you work so hard for!
Castiel: He actually stopped working out last week
Dean: Why’d you do that?
Sam: I got sad!
Therapist: And can you find the source of your problems?
Dean: I’ll either need a mirror or my dad.
Dean: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Jack: I saw a frog on the bus yesterday
Dean: Outstanding, this is what I’m talking about, people
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