#incorrect jack kline

Jack: Why are Dean and Cas sitting like that?

Sam: They had a fight.

Jack: Why are they holding hands?

Sam: They get sad when they fight.

Sam: Alright, I’m gonna go to bed, don’t do murder

Jack: Why would I murder anyone?

Castiel: I wasn’t planning on it, but now I will

Dean: Fuck you, don’t tell me what to do

Sam: Literally fuck all of you, why am I friends with you?

Dean:Hey, kid, you okay?

Jack: *lying face down on the floor* I’m depressed.

Dean: Damn, me too.

Dean: No, wait, hi depressed, I’m dad.

Dean: No, wait, what’s wrong?

Jack: How do Sam and Dean usually get out of these messes?

Castiel: They don’t. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Jack, taping a knife to a roomba and setting it loose: be free my child

Dean, entering the room with cuts on his ankles: WHO THE FUCK-

Dean: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Jack: I saw a frog on the bus yesterday

Dean: Outstanding, this is what I’m talking about, people