#incorrect cpop texts

Lucas:can I play some music

Uber driver: sure

Lucas:*pulling out a tuba* do you like veggie tales?

Xiaojun:yangyang has no survival skills. the need to win has replaced them

Winwin:yeah right

Xiaojun:no really, watch

Xiaojun: hey yangyang, i’ll race you to the bottom of the stairs

Yangyang:*throws himself out of the window*

[wayv texting]

Yangyang:dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend

Kun:*leaves

Yangyang:where are u going

Kun:I-

Lucas:KUN IS LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD WHAT’S YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Kun:b positive

Lucas, stressed: IM TRYING