#incorrect wayv
MainDance line wishes they were this good:
Ten, after finishing his 4th cornetto ice-cream: I’m going to get another FUCKING cornetto
Kun, shouting from another room: no you’re not
differentiating the unit maknaes like:
haechan, the all-rounder
- knows how to do everything somehow
- because he’s brainy
- and it benefits his competitiveness bc he loves winning
over doyoung, specifically
yangyang, the opportunist
- definitely knows how to do things
- but pretends he doesn’t
just so he can get kun to do things for him- pulls out the maknae card for his convenience
jisung, the confused
- poor little meow meow
- genuinely doesn’t know how to do things apart from singing and dancing
- experiencing life for the first time
- gets a free pass bc he’s just clueless™
a summary of (Un)official Cantonese Class with Teacher Hendery
hendery: you might ask, why is it derived like this?
hendery:
hendery: lmao idk either man i just learned it like that as a kid so anYWAY-
Lucas: I’m an expert at identifying birds
Kun:ok what about those ones flying over there?
Lucas:yup, they’re all birds
Lucas: old people burp and be like “thank you god”
Yangyang:they probably thought it was their last breath
*both turn to look at kun*
Kun:I never thanked any higher power after burping so y’all can turn back around
Yangyang:sure gramps
Winwin: raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens…
Yangyang:*from across the room* STICKING MY DICK IN ROTISSERIE CHICKEN
Lucas:can I play some music
Uber driver: sure
Lucas:*pulling out a tuba* do you like veggie tales?
Xiaojun:yangyang has no survival skills. the need to win has replaced them
Winwin:yeah right
Xiaojun:no really, watch
Xiaojun: hey yangyang, i’ll race you to the bottom of the stairs
Yangyang:*throws himself out of the window*
Lucas:KUN IS LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD WHAT’S YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Kun:b positive
Lucas, stressed: IM TRYING
