#incorrect wayv texts

Lucas: I’m an expert at identifying birds

Kun:ok what about those ones flying over there?

Lucas:yup, they’re all birds

Ten: have u ever smelled upsexy?

Johnny:smelled what

Ten:upsexy

Johnny:what the fuck is that

Ten:what the fuck is what

Johnny:what’s upsexy

Ten:nothin much hbu

Lucas: old people burp and be like “thank you god”

Yangyang:they probably thought it was their last breath

*both turn to look at kun*

Kun:I never thanked any higher power after burping so y’all can turn back around

Yangyang:sure gramps

[johnten texting]

Johnny: hey I’ve got something to show you ;)

Ten:you hit “send” on that picture of mike wazowski and I hit “end” on our relationship

Johnny:I don’t have anything to show you

Winwin: raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens…

Yangyang:*from across the room* STICKING MY DICK IN ROTISSERIE CHICKEN

Xiaojun:yangyang has no survival skills. the need to win has replaced them

Winwin:yeah right

Xiaojun:no really, watch

Xiaojun: hey yangyang, i’ll race you to the bottom of the stairs

Yangyang:*throws himself out of the window*

[wayv texting]

Yangyang:dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend

Kun:*leaves

Yangyang:where are u going

Kun:I-

Lucas:KUN IS LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD WHAT’S YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Kun:b positive

Lucas, stressed: IM TRYING

[nct texting]

Johnny:do you know who’s cute? read the first word ;)

Ten:who the hell is Do

Mark: wait what’s it called when the baby debuts

Winwin:birth???

Mark:OH YEAH