MainDance line wishes they were this good:

GQ Interview:

“How I, Kim Doyoung succumbed to the influence of the hoe line”

“Your crush is behind you act natural”

Stages of Math Class

Teacher explaining material:

Teacher doing a practice question making it look easy:

Getting all the hard questions for homework:

Having to explain it on the board the next day:

When you realize your idol life trumped in comparison to a child:

AM I TRIPPING OR DOES ANYONE ELSE HEAR IT

What will happen if SM keeps up this bullshit:

Breakdown of Mark’s chaotic 10 min live

Trying on filters:

Cameos:

Cameos talking about popped vein in eyeball:

Questioning sanity matching icons:

Mark confronting avid fan:

In Conclusion

A thousand years of death on y’all asses

Paranoia Level: J a e m i n 

Started from the bottom now we’re here

Who let Winwin breathe around NCT

Jaemin is my mood all day every day:

First wins either be

Or

Nct: decides to make a song in English

Me: Ah shit here we go again

Nctzens after Lucas got caught with a cigarette pack: 

Sm really snatched everyone’s favorite E-Boy from right under our noses

In honor of Nct 2020

Here’s a NCT 2018 Doing a Headcount Taeyong Stressboard

roses are red,

taeyong is center,

seukka might be dead,

but the doyoung pose is forever

idk how to explain it but hendery and jaemin are both weirdos except that hendery is a weirdo by heart and jaemin is a weirdo by choice.

hendery is such a weeb, yuta and shotaro could say “makkeudonareudo-” and he would LOSE his shit

jisung: we’re kinda running out of ideas for chenji. maybe it’s ending? hahaha just kidding

chenle: PAUSE-

jisung: no wait-

chenle: WHAT IS ENDING????

jisung: wait-

chenle: WDYM ENDING???????

jisung: CALM DOWN IM JUST JOKING PUT THE KNIFE DOWN

how chenle spams on bubble:

yea so i’m kinda bored, the company banned me from spoiling and all that fun stuff. so instead i’m here to piss ya’ll off. why? bc it’s fun. i’m kiddingggg, im kidding. anyways, didn’t shower for 3 days now bc save the planet and all that. we wouldn’t want the world to end just yet, you get me? speaking of saving the planet, we should save energy too. that’s why i invited mark over for dinner, and i made him wash dishes. i love mark okay? he’s such cute kid, i would have adopted him if possible. oh hey, a bit of tmi for you guys. jeno and hendery played games yesterday and they were soooooo awkward lololololol-

mark: h-

johnny: don’t lie to me, you’re spiderman aren’t you? you can’t fool us this time mark. jaehyun said he saw u sticking to the ceiling at night and shit

jaehyun: yeah, your ass was in my face

mark:

mark: dude

mark: that’s the standee you guys taped to the ceiling last april fools

yuta: brb guys, i’m going to take a shower

yuta:

yuta:

literally days later, some random nctzen in japan spotting yuta in a cafe:️️

haechan: i can’t play this game. i don’t really enjoy it

jungwoo: alright, i’ll play with doyoung instead. he’s really good at this

haechan: sorry what?

jungwoo: i said doyoung is really good at-

haechan: fine let’s play

jungwoo: but you just said-

haechan: hyung

haechan: life is too short for us to dwell in the past

yuta: i just want to thank my members taeyong, taeil, jaehyun, jungwoo, haechan, mark, johnny

yuta:

yuta: /squints at smudged handwriting

yuta: -doyoung

Ten, after finishing his 4th cornetto ice-cream: I’m going to get another FUCKING cornetto

Kun, shouting from another room: no you’re not

Jisung: you know what they say, everybody likes a drink, nobody likes a drunk

Haechan: shut up, the only thing you’ve ever drunk is caprisun

*in the nct dream group chat*

*Haechan sent a gif*

Haechan:

Haechan: enjoy your nightmares

Renjun:bold of you to assume I sleep