#ironfam
iron fam™️
Tony: I’m not a dumb bitch
Tony: I’m a genius
Stephen: you’re a genius dumb bitch
Tony: that’s not how it works
Stephen: but the negative just cancels out the positive
Stephen: so you’re just a bitch
Searching for a Spiderman Fic. Help?
I remember that Peter and the AcaDec Team were going on a Field Trip and there was this very important Guest (Or Speaker?) and Peter had to reveal his identity because someone attacked them and the building collapsed on them. Peter was able to hold the giant debris so people weren’t squished, but they were trapped under. He reassured a little girl and said they weren’t going to die and it was all going to be just fine. The Avengers found out and they literally rushed to the place and had to slowly look for Peter. They were able to find Peter, but when they lifted the debris from him, he colllapsed. The Guest Speaker went to have a press confrence speaking about how he thought in the beginning Peter was arrogant saying things like “It’s going to be alright” or “Everything’s gonna be ok” but realized that he was determined, not arrogant.
That’s all I remember from this fanfic. Hope you can help me find it.
By the way if you can type down more tags for me in the comment. I’m not completely aware of the tags frequently used in this fandom. Like is there any Avenger Fam? Or smth.
pain :)
Pepper: What are you doing? That’s one of Tony’s attack drones! It’ll destroy everything in this park!
Harley: …oh.
Harley, to Peter: Did you know that?
Peter: No I did not.
Harley: Yeah we didn’t know that.
Peter: It’s okay! We’ll just use the controller to land it. Harley, where’s the controller?
Harley: I don’t have it. I thought you had it.
Peter: I don’t have it.
Harley: Yeah we don’t have it.
mcu (found) families
(i feel like wanda should’ve been with the cap crew but oh well it’s too late now)
officialtonystarkprotectionsquad:
Peter: I’m sorry
Tony: for what?
Peter, backing away slowly: you’ll find out…
[Peter in the Avengers group chat after they failed a mission]
Peter: The sun will rise and we’ll cry again
Peter: try*
Peter: Oh forget it, cry is fine I guess
Tony: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO added minerals for taste
Peter: We got spring water
Tony: NO-
Harley: With EXTRA minerals
Peter: It’s like licking a stalagmite, Mr. Stark
Tony: DON’T COME HOME
Peter: mmm cave water
Peter: Hi I’d like to order a cake please
Worker: Okay sure! What do you want it to say?
Peter:
Peter, calling Tony: *panics* Hey Mr. Stark does Pepper want a talking cake?
Tony:
Peter, answering the phone: Hello?
Killer: I see you
Peter: Oh
Peter: Do you want to come inside? It’s chilly outside and-
Tony: Wha- Pete stop, PETER-
Peter: -it’d be bad if you caught a cold. You can have dinner with Mr. Stark and me if you’d like to!
Killer:
Killer, tearing up: That’d be nice
Peter: So you’ve died before?
Bucky: Yeah
Peter: Goals
Tony, already dialing like 11 psychologists:
[At the court for the Mysterio fiasco]
Judge: Mr. Parker, how do you plead?
Peter: *looks at Tony*
Tony, mouthing:Not guilty
Peter: Hot milky
Tony, banging his head on the desk: For fuck’s sake just lock him
[Peter gone to distract the enemy during a mission]
Steve: What do you think he’s gonna do?
Tony: He’ll probably throw a rock or something
Peter: *starts yodeling at a distance*
Steve: What on earth-
Tony: Honestly I’m not one bit surprised
Peter, waking up from yet another coma: *yawns* Hey guys what time is it
Harley: It’s about 2 am dude, you hungry?
Peter: Oh cool. Yeah I’m up for some food
Tony, sobbing uncontrollably: Can you PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED-