#incorrect bruce banner quotes

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Thor: Look Bruce! I made medium-rare chicken.

Bruce: … Thor that’s way undercooked, you’re gonna get salmonella

Thor: Hah! Hilarious. This isn’t salmon, Bruce

Bruce: This coffee is very hot.

Clint:Yes.

Natasha: So you wouldn’t pour it on your body.

Clint:Correct.

Steve: So you wouldn’t pour it down your thro-

Clint, already drinking it: Oh shit that ouches!