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Bruce: It’s family moments like this that I’ll never forget.
Jason: With a good therapist, hopefully I will.
Lucas: I love you.
Eliott: I love you more.
Lucas: No, I love you more.
Lucas: You’re signing yourself up for a war you cannot win.
Eliott: Game on, bitch.
Lucas: I will not hesitate to strangle you.
Eliott: Can you even reach my neck??
Basile: So, to put it long story short, I stole Arthur’s airpods.
Lucas: His what?
Basile: You know, those wireless earbuds that rich people use.
Lucas: You mean his hearing aids??
Basile:
Basile: Oh no—
Eliott: How did you know I was going to propose?
Lucas: Basile and Arthur haven’t been able to look at me without crying for the last month.
Lucas: Hey bro.
Eliott: I had my tongue in your mouth five minutes ago, don’t you dare call me ‘bro.’
Arthur: Hewwo! I will be youw suwgeon today! Intewnal bweeding you say? Let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision.
Yann: Dowctor, we’wre loswing him!
Basile: I’ll wuse the defibwiwatow!
Lucas, lying on the couch with a cold: Please. Turn off my fucking life support.
Lucas: I started school with straight A’s
Eliott: *walks by*
Lucas: Now I’m not even straight
Imane: Hey, are you free on Friday? Like, around 8 on Friday?
Lucas:Yes?
Imane, turing to Eliott: What about you?
Eliott: Yes, I am.
Imane: Great! Because I’m not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date. *leaves*
Eliott:
Lucas:
Lucas: Did she just—?
Eliott: Your smile? It makes my day.
Lucas: Your happiness? I live for that.
Imane: A room? Get one.
Basile: HOTEL? TRIVAGO.
Imane:Describe your ideal partner.
Lucas: Tall, beautiful, sweet, a good person at heart, loving-
Imane: You’re just describing Eliott, aren’t you?
Lucas:…
Imane: Eliott, describe your ideal partner.
Eliott:Lucas.
Lucas: I noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘b’ out of our ‘bromance.’
Eliott, down on one knee, ring still out: I mean, yeah, I guess.
Chloe: I just thought you had weirdly high standards for women…
Lucas: I do. They need to be dudes.
Lucas, looking at Eliott’s clothes: Damn, I wish I could pull that off.
Eliott: Go ahead.
Lucas:What
Eliott:What
Lucas: Do the thing.
Eliott: *genuinely smiles*
Lucas, breathless: Oh my god.
Eliott: I’m having a problem with this person.
Lucas: Then kill them.
Eliott:No.
Lucas: Then I will kill them FOR you.
Eliott:nO—
Eliott: Tell me your wildest fantasy.
Lucas: I’m on wheel of fortune and I spin it so hard it lights on fire.
Eliott: I meant like—
Lucas: Everyone claps.
Nerron: I love working in my profession, we all have a lot of laughs.
Nerron, one second later: Fuck off, Jacob, I’m not going to your fucking baby shower.
Nerron: Do you take constructive criticism?
Hentzau: I only take cash or credit card.
Hentzau: I value all Goyl under my command equally.
Earlier that day…
Hentzau: I don’t care for Nerron.
