#incorrecttonyxeveryone
Bucky: Are you alright?
[Machine gun bullets hit around them, causing both of them to duck]
Tony:Dandy.
Loki: I’ll kill you.
Tony: At least buy me a drink first.
Steve: Maybe you made a mistake.
Tony: I don’t get facts wrong! It’s everything else I screw up.
Bucky:Any suggestions?
Tony:Well, we could start with a drink.
Bucky:They’re still going to be out there. With guns.
Tony:Well then maybe we make it two.
Steve: Please, tell me I’m hallucinating.
Tony:[standing next to the burning microwave] Well, I’m dreamy, but try to contain yourself.
Tony: You have a tendency to overreact.
Loki: [stabs the table] I do not overreact.
Bucky:We’re not cops.
Tony: I’m actually a scientist.
Loki: And I’m the devil.
Steve: Tony, if you could spare a minute, I’d like a possible opinion on something.
Tony:Well then, you’ve come to the right person.
Steve: I haven’t told you what the something is. You might not have an opinion.
Tony:I always have an opinion.