#original lucifer
Steve: Please, tell me I’m hallucinating.
Tony:[standing next to the burning microwave] Well, I’m dreamy, but try to contain yourself.
Tony: You have a tendency to overreact.
Loki: [stabs the table] I do not overreact.
Bucky:We’re not cops.
Tony: I’m actually a scientist.
Loki: And I’m the devil.
(After Tony and Peter have been arguing in the car, Tony parks, gets out, and locks Peter in)
Peter:…Uh, Mr. Stark, you seem to have left on the central locking!
Tony: Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Peter: Isn’t it illegal to leave your child locked in a car?!
x’D
