#ironsoldier
Sam: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Stark.
Bucky: [looking lovingly at Tony across the room] I don’t have feelings for Stark.
Sam:Barnes, you are nowhere near my eyes.
Peter: Is Mr Barnes always this…. Murderous? Or did something happen?
Sam: I mean, he’s not really a sunshine and smiles kinda person, but he’s definitely on the war path today. Apparently some idiot made Stark sad.
Bucky: Be realistic and relax.
Tony: It’s either be realistic or relax. I can’t multitask today.
Tony: Do you want to explain this text I got last night?
Bucky: Err, yeah, sorry. That was autocorrect.
Tony:Autocorrect wrote “your so hot step on me”?
Bucky:Yeah, it’s supposed to say “you’re”.
Tony:…
Steve: Tony told me that he got Bucky a box of toys for his birthday… I don’t really understand why he’d get a grown adult toys tho.
Clint: I’m going to tell him.
Sam: Don’t you dare.
Bucky:Knock knock.
Tony:Who’s there?
Bucky:Where when.
Tony:Where when who?
Bucky:My place, tomorrow, you and me.
Clint:Damn, that’s smooth.
Bucky: Doll, can you buy this for me?
Tony: Of course.
Clint: Hey! You can’t just buy things for him!
Tony: I’m his husband. I can buy him whatever I want to.
Clint: But we’re playing Monopoly!
Bucky: Are you alright?
[Machine gun bullets hit around them, causing both of them to duck]
Tony:Dandy.
Bucky:Any suggestions?
Tony:Well, we could start with a drink.
Bucky:They’re still going to be out there. With guns.
Tony:Well then maybe we make it two.
Bucky: Did it hurt?
Tony: [sighs] When I fell from heav-
Bucky: When you fell from the vending machine?
Tony: …
Bucky: ‘Cause you’re a snack.