#incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes

Bucky: Are you alright?

[Machine gun bullets hit around them, causing both of them to duck]

Tony:Dandy.

Loki: I’ll kill you.

Tony: At least buy me a drink first.

Steve: Maybe you made a mistake.

Tony: I don’t get facts wrong! It’s everything else I screw up.

Bucky:Any suggestions?

Tony:Well, we could start with a drink.

Bucky:They’re still going to be out there. With guns.

Tony:Well then maybe we make it two.

Steve: Please, tell me I’m hallucinating.

Tony:[standing next to the burning microwave] Well, I’m dreamy, but try to contain yourself.

Tony: You have a tendency to overreact.

Loki: [stabs the table] I do not overreact.

Bucky:We’re not cops.

Tony: I’m actually a scientist.

Loki: And I’m the devil.

Steve: Tony, if you could spare a minute, I’d like a possible opinion on something.

Tony:Well then, you’ve come to the right person.

Steve: I haven’t told you what the something is. You might not have an opinion.

Tony:I always have an opinion.