#incorrect frostiron
Loki: Something’s wrong. Every time I’m near Anthony, my stomach twists, and I have heart palpations. I think he’s trying to poison me.
Thor: No, those are feelings.
Loki:They’re distracting, make them stop.
Loki: I’ll kill you.
Tony: At least buy me a drink first.
Tony: You have a tendency to overreact.
Loki: [stabs the table] I do not overreact.
Tony: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Loki: Oh, you’ve been?
Tony: Once. In Monopoly.
Tony & Loki:*asleep*
Loki: *kisses Tony on the cheek*
Loki: *turns around*
Tony: *turns around, wraps himself around Loki*
Tony, thinking:My turn to be the big spoon.
Loki: I don’t know if it’s just me, but this book is mildly gay.
Loki: Oh my!
Tony: Not so “mild” anymore, then?
Loki: Spicy gay!
Tony: Eeew, its cold out here.
Loki: I like the cold.
Tony: But it makes your face hurt.
Loki:Ilike it when it’s cold enough to hurt. I wish it was colder right now so it would hurt more.
Tony: You have a strange relationship with cold weather.
Loki: It’s consensual.
Tony: You… You saved my life!
Loki: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time, but that’d be it.
Tony: No one is judging you. It’s understandable. Loki is strong and witty, sorta slender but well-muscled. Also, those cheekbones…
Steve: I’m not in love with Loki, but I’m starting to think you might be.
Loki: I’m back on my bullshit.
Tony:No.
Tony: *grabs Loki’s hand*
Tony: WE’RE back on our bullshit!
Tony: You’ve been really stressed, so I thought I’d take you for a spa day, just you and me.
Loki: A what day?
Tony: A spa day.
Loki: What does that mean? I feel like you’re starting to say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
Tony:
Loki: If that involves eating lots of spaghetti, I’m up for it.
Tony:
Tony: Yeah, sure, why not.
Tony: You know what? Fine. I’m done being careful.
Loki: I’m sorry, are you saying you WERE being careful up until now?!
Tony: Loki and I don’t have pet names for each other.
Natasha: Mhm. By the way, do you know what bees make?
Tony:Honey?
Loki, from the next room: Yes, dear?
Natasha, to Tony: Don’t ever lie to my face again.
Loki: I have invited you here because I desire to play the deadliest game.
Tony: Knife monopoly.
Loki: … Actually I was going to hunt you for sport, but now I’m interested, so please, continue…
Tony: You don’t understand. I like Loki, but I don’t like Loki. I have very positive feelings of attraction towards him, but I also kind of want to punch him in the face.
Loki: Ah. The bedroom, Tony. Does it give you memories? Or ideas?
Tony:Ideas.
[uses repulsors to shoots him in the groin]
Loki: [gasping] If that had been permanent, I’d have been very upset!
Rhodey: It’s funny how you and Loki became lovers. Didn’t he hate you at first?
Tony: He hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.
Tony: Loki, while asleep, just rolled over, wrapped his arms around me and very lovingly whispered, “I want to murder you.”
Pepper: The important thing is he hasn’t yet and that means he loves you.
Loki: I cannot put into words, just how much I want to stab him, right now.
Tony: …You could always draw a diagram.
Tony:[seeing Loki for the first time] Oh, he’s kinda cute.
Loki: [stabs someone]
Tony: He’s a murderer?!
Tony: But kinda cute…
Tony: Loki and I are going to adopt.
Peter: Oh wow, that’s gre—
Tony: *slamming papers on the table* It’s you, sign here.
Tony *making coffee*: So, have you ever been in love?
Loki *smirking*: Of course!
Tony *with jealousy*: With who?
Loki *watching him intently*: With you.
Tony: Bambi, both of us working for the first time on the same mission is a really special moment and I think we should celebrate it by getting married.
Loki: … No.
Tony:Engaged?
Loki:No.
Tony: Going steady?
Loki:No.
Tony: A date?
Loki:No.
Tony: A kiss?
Loki:No.
Tony: A handshake?
Loki:No.
Tony: I’ll see you tomorrow?
Loki:Sure.
Tony: I’ll take it!
