#ironlad

Harley: Old people? More like fold people! *makes an origami swan out of a printed picture of Ironman*

Peter: literally what is going on through your mind that motivated you to make that.

Peter: I hate that SEPTember, OCTOber, NOVember, and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

Harley: who ever fucked this up should be stabbed.

Shuri: if I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months. It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering in the calendar.

Peter: good news Harley, whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed!

Peter: Mad scientists will be like ‘I know a place’ and then strap you onto the autopsy table.

Shuri: only an autopsy table if you’re dead. Please use the proper name for my vivisection table.

Harley: scientists strap you?

This is unfinished and I kinda lost the will to finish it so: Have this I guess

Give me a scrap of interaction between the mini-starks and it will consume my every waking thought

forgetful-nerd:

Tony: hey kiddos, you’re home late, how was the zoo field trip?

Peter: Sorry about that. The zoo wouldn’t let us leave because some stupid idiot tried to sneak a penguin onto the bus.

MJ: Our Chemistry teacher started crying when she told us that we’re permanently banned from the zoo.

Tony: sure they did kid, now what really happened?

Peter: I don’t think you understand Mr. Stark, our school is ACTUALLY banned from an ACTUAL zoo because someone decided to try and steal an ACTUAL real life penguin and take it home.

Mj: I’m surprised you didn’t get a call about this.

Tony: why would I have gotten-

Harley: [Bursts through the door crying] I WAS GONNA CALL HIM WADDLES!

Bruh…. What the fuck