#jegulus
Barty: Maybe the main character and the love interest shouldn’t be together at all.
James: I think that the best friend should just keep himself out of their love life.
Barty: He’s only trying to protect his friend.
James: Maybe he doesn’t need the protection.
Remus, realizing this is about Regulus: Oh my God.
Sirius: I know, right? They’re way off in their discussion about “The Conjuring”.
all the lonely people readers reuniting to kick james’ ass
Regulus: I’m only attracted to smart people.
James: *accidentally casts a spell that turned Slughorn green while trying to prank Snape*
Regulus: Guess I’ll have to make an exception.
imagining how james felt when he found out that regulus was dead because i hate myself
is this a canon compliant jegulus fic?
James: Today Reggie told me about how he wanted to run his hands through my hair and then hug me, crossing his arms around my neck.
Peter: Oh, that’s sweet.
Remus: Actually he told James that he would rip off his hair and then wrap his arms around his neck to suffocate him.
Peter: Not so sweet anymore.
James: You guys don’t have the eye for romance that I have.
Remus: Keep up with your shit and Regulus will make sure you have no eyes at all.
Remus: Sex is like inserting a pencil inside a sharpener
Sirius’ gay ass: What if there are two pencils
Remus:
Remus: For that, I’ll need to show you
James: Yeah, I’m gonna go-