#wolfstar is canon
Remus, pointing at Sirius: This sir is my emotional support wizard
James: Everyone has a gay cousin
Sirius: I don’t have a gay cousin
Remus: Babe, you are the gay cousin
Sirius:
Sirius:Oh.
Remus: Look me straight in the eyes and tell me you didn’t just do this
Sirius: I can’t look into those eyes and be straight at the same time
Sirius: Let’s get one thing straight
Sirius:
Sirius: I’m not :D.
Remus: You have more qualities than you think Sirius *points to Sirius’s chest* you have this.
Sirius: I have great tits yeah
Remus:
Remus: I was talking about your heart, why the fuck do I even like you-
Sirius: Everytime I see you, I get really happy and my heart skips a beat. You’re just so cute and I love you so much.
Remus: Aww, thanks!
Sirius: Yeah, no homo though
Remus:
Sirius: *wears one of those tik tok leggings that makes the butt look fat to tease Remus*
Sirius:Remusss
Remus, drinking coffee and reading a book: Yes what is it, babe?
Sirius: look at mee. I need attention :c
Remus: *looks at him and chokes on his coffee* Fuck~
Sirius::D
Remus: Sex is like inserting a pencil inside a sharpener
Sirius’ gay ass: What if there are two pencils
Remus:
Remus: For that, I’ll need to show you
James: Yeah, I’m gonna go-
Sirius: I can’t understand British accent without subtitles
Remus: Pads, we both have British accent
Sirius:
Sirius: I said what I said.
Jkr: Wolfstar isn’t real.
Every marauders stan ever: Um, chile anyways so-
Sirius: *exasperated sigh* I’m so tired of Covid.
Sirius: Like go away nasty, nobody wants you
Sirius: someone needs to do a ritual or something to chase it away
Sirius: *smiles mischievously* that ‘someone’ could be me
Sirius: *brings all the supplies for the ritual and starts setting things up*
Remus: babe, wtaf happened to our house?
Sirius, laughing nervously: well yeah about that-
Remus, at Hogwarts graduation: I started Hogwarts with straight A’s
Remus: Now I’m not even straight
Sirius: Remus, would you like a massage?
Remus: Pads, the last time you offered me a “massage” you ended up not being able to walk for 2 days.
Sirius: Yes, let’s make it 4 days now. Anyways about that massage-
*James and Sirius cuddling*
James: *mouths to Remus* I can take your man if I want to
Remus:I-
Remus: *brings Lily and hugs her while mouthing to James* I can take your girl if I want to
James:…
James: Let’s switch.
Headcanon~
Sirius is the second shortest marauder (After Peter) and James and Remus tease him about it A LOT. Also, he always has to get on his tiptoes to kiss Remus. Remi loves to use him as an armrest and does it ALL the time just to piss Siri off.
*James and Sirius cuddling*
James: *mouths to Remus* I can take your man if I want to
Remus:I-
Remus from another room: SIRIUS! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!
James: *smirks* Daddy’s calling
Remus: Sirius, shut up
Sirius: MaKe mE ;)
Remus: *kisses him*
Sirius: *blinks rapidly and is about to faint* I- wOw do that again please
Remus: *smirks* No need to ask twice
*aggressive make out session*
Sirius: *phone starts ringing*
James: *looks to see who’s calling* ‘Daddy?’ Why is your dad calling you? I thought you hated him-
Sirius: *makes eye contact with James while answering the phone* Hi Remus
James:…Oh.
“Jegulus and Wolfstar actually ended up together, and the magic war never happened, and jkr was on drugs when she wrote that” I say to the mic. everyone boos me except for one person standing up and clapping.
That person is James Potter himself.
Be wise and listen to James, James’ word is the only word that matters.
Vote for James Potter.
Be like James Potter.
But most importantly, love ❤️ James Potter .
