#wolfstar is the best

Remus: Sex is like inserting a pencil inside a sharpener

Sirius’ gay ass: What if there are two pencils

Remus:

Remus: For that, I’ll need to show you

James: Yeah, I’m gonna go-

Sirius: I can’t understand British accent without subtitles

Remus: Pads, we both have British accent

Sirius:

Sirius: I said what I said.

Jkr: Wolfstar isn’t real.

Every marauders stan ever: Um, chile anyways so-

Remus, at Hogwarts graduation: I started Hogwarts with straight A’s

Remus: Now I’m not even straight

Headcanon~

Sirius is the second shortest marauder (After Peter) and James and Remus tease him about it A LOT. Also, he always has to get on his tiptoes to kiss Remus. Remi loves to use him as an armrest and does it ALL the time just to piss Siri off.

Remus from another room: SIRIUS! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!

James: *smirks* Daddy’s calling

Sirius: *phone starts ringing*

James: *looks to see who’s calling* ‘Daddy?’ Why is your dad calling you? I thought you hated him-

Sirius: *makes eye contact with James while answering the phone* Hi Remus

James:…Oh.