#anything for our moony
marauders favorite Taylor swift albums-
- prongs: fearless, lover, red
- moony: folklore, evermore, fearless (Taylor’s Version)
- padfoot: reputation, 1989, red (Taylor’s version)
- wormtail: reputation (just bc he’s an absolute ass), Speak Now, evermore
just my opinion tho
Remus: how’s the most amazing person in the world doing today?
Sirius: I’m o-
James: (not reading the room) I’m great thanks for asking
I just finished “all the young dudes” after reading it for two days straight and fuuuuuuucccckkkk. It hurts!
Ok first of all. Its amazing! The writing is so good and the characterisation is on point. Wolfstar is portrayed so well and I ship them so much now.
James and lily were amazing in it as well as Mary and Marlene.
The plot(non canon) was so thought out and played off so well.
And yeah I did cry for the last like 15 chapters.
But I highly recommend it if you haven’t already read it.
Remus: Whatcha drawing, Sirius?
Sirius: My favorite thing in the world
Remus: Awww is it me?
Remus: *looks over and sighs* Sirius, why did you draw my ass?
Remus: why is the bottom of your pants wet?
Sirius: there was a puddle
Remus: okay, but why did you jump in it?
Sirius: it was a puddle.
Remus, pointing at Sirius: This sir is my emotional support wizard
James: Everyone has a gay cousin
Sirius: I don’t have a gay cousin
Remus: Babe, you are the gay cousin
Sirius:
Sirius:Oh.
Remus: Look me straight in the eyes and tell me you didn’t just do this
Sirius: I can’t look into those eyes and be straight at the same time
Sirius: My gaydar’s unmatched. I can tell if a person is gay just by a glance.
James: Moony’s been hitting on you for four weeks?
Sirius:
Sirius: He ?
Sirius: *wears one of those tik tok leggings that makes the butt look fat to tease Remus*
Sirius:Remusss
Remus, drinking coffee and reading a book: Yes what is it, babe?
Sirius: look at mee. I need attention :c
Remus: *looks at him and chokes on his coffee* Fuck~
Sirius::D
Sirius, trying to make small talk: Soo how’s life?
Remus: Exhausting and depressing. 2/10. Wouldn’t recommend.
Remus: Sex is like inserting a pencil inside a sharpener
Sirius’ gay ass: What if there are two pencils
Remus:
Remus: For that, I’ll need to show you
James: Yeah, I’m gonna go-
Sirius: I can’t understand British accent without subtitles
Remus: Pads, we both have British accent
Sirius:
Sirius: I said what I said.
No one:
Literally no one:
Remus J. Lupin: *neatly folds his socks while wearing a fluffy sweater* You do realize that I can kill you rn if I wanted
Sirius, swooning all over him: I know babe. That’s H O T ASF
Jkr: Wolfstar isn’t real.
Every marauders stan ever: Um, chile anyways so-
Sirius, writing in his diary: I’m in love with my bestfriend.
James, secretly reading it over his shoulder: *horrified gasp*
Sirius: *exasperated sigh* I’m so tired of Covid.
Sirius: Like go away nasty, nobody wants you
Sirius: someone needs to do a ritual or something to chase it away
Sirius: *smiles mischievously* that ‘someone’ could be me
Sirius: *brings all the supplies for the ritual and starts setting things up*
Remus: babe, wtaf happened to our house?
Sirius, laughing nervously: well yeah about that-
Remus, at Hogwarts graduation: I started Hogwarts with straight A’s
Remus: Now I’m not even straight
Okay sooo I sometimes forget the age gap between tonks and Remus.
Like can you imagine young Sirius introducing his boyfriend, Remus to Andromeda and Andromeda telling him to take care of her brother and not break his heart??
Then after some years, her daughter brings the same man home and introduces him as her husband, like can you imagine the expression on her face??
Sirius: Remus, would you like a massage?
Remus: Pads, the last time you offered me a “massage” you ended up not being able to walk for 2 days.
Sirius: Yes, let’s make it 4 days now. Anyways about that massage-
Headcanon~
Sirius is the second shortest marauder (After Peter) and James and Remus tease him about it A LOT. Also, he always has to get on his tiptoes to kiss Remus. Remi loves to use him as an armrest and does it ALL the time just to piss Siri off.
Remus from another room: SIRIUS! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!!
James: *smirks* Daddy’s calling
Remus, out of nowhere: What if this all is a dream? What if I’m in a comma? Pads, I want you to kill me so I can wake up!!
Sirius: Babe, nO-
Sirius: *phone starts ringing*
James: *looks to see who’s calling* ‘Daddy?’ Why is your dad calling you? I thought you hated him-
Sirius: *makes eye contact with James while answering the phone* Hi Remus
James:…Oh.
