#john oliver

hello, everyone. here is my favourite picture of John Oliver. have a nice day. :)

I have never felt so validated in all of my life

I’ve been watching a lot of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee and I gotta say I’m always fascinated by the initial awkward call, since many guest seem kinda surprised when Jerry calls them, like they made plans a while ago and they weren’t sure it was actually happening. How does it work? Are they given a time frame during which Seinfeld might come pick them up and drive them around in vehicles that will probably put them in danger, forcing them to have a second breakfast? How long do they sit at home, decently dressed and presentable, waiting for the phone to ring? Do they live in fear for three days? A week? A month? A year? We just don’t know 

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i think john oliver said it best when he said “the human body is a true carnival of horrors and frankly i’m embarrassed to have one”