#julia louis dreyfus

I’ve been watching a lot of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee and I gotta say I’m always fascinated by the initial awkward call, since many guest seem kinda surprised when Jerry calls them, like they made plans a while ago and they weren’t sure it was actually happening. How does it work? Are they given a time frame during which Seinfeld might come pick them up and drive them around in vehicles that will probably put them in danger, forcing them to have a second breakfast? How long do they sit at home, decently dressed and presentable, waiting for the phone to ring? Do they live in fear for three days? A week? A month? A year? We just don’t know 

When its the end of session and a client starts saying “oh by the way…” while avoiding eye contact, I’m just like

When a client tells me they don’t believe in taking prescription medication, but they continue their drinking habit of blacking out weekly…Im just like,