#kpop incorrect quotes

Taehyung: Horror is when a screwed up guy looks at you. Comedy is when you look at a screwed up guy.

Jungkook: What if we’re both screwed up and we look at each other?

Taehyung: Gay romance.

Taehyung & Jungkook: *look at each other*

Taehyung *to Jungkook and Jin*: Namjoon has been spending a lot of time with Jimin lately, I wonder what he’s been up to.

Jin: Why don’t we find out.

*chaotic trio, pressing their ears against Mon Studio’s door*

Jimin: Alright boss man, today is popular culture lesson #8 and I am teaching you how to clap back

Namjoon: What is clap back

Jin: I’m a mature person, I apologize when I’m wrong.

Yoongi: I’ve never heard you apologize.

Jin: I’m never wrong.

Jungkook: I’m a bottom. I can’t do this.

Jin *sobbing*: For the last time I don’t know what that means. I’m just trying to teach you to parallel park.

*at nct 127 intervention*

taeyong: mark, we’ve all gathered to discuss this problem.

doyoung: you have to stop using those phrases incorrec-

mark: oh, cry me a table doyoung!

johnny: i-