#kpop incorrect quotes
Jin *getting up to give an award speech*: Would like to apologize to my haters for being an *absolute* snack.
Hobi *sending a good morning text*: Good morning! Wake up my little ray of sunshine! ☀
Yoongi *texting back*: Don’t tell me what to do. *goes back to bed*
idk lol
shotaro: how many holes does a straw have
jisung: 2, of course
chenle: pfft no you ass it’s 1
jisung: (looking at sungchan expectantly) well?
sungchan:
sungchan: hear me out
sungchan: if a straw has 1 hole, then technically your mouth and your asshole-
jisung: NOOO WE’RE ON AIR
hendery: *eats all the chips*
kun and winwin at the poker table:
ten: i like someone who’s environmentally aware
lucas: ooh look pretty cloud
hendery: what if you kept a horse mask on 24/7 while raising a child and they thought they were raised by a human-horse hybrid and never knew any better and then one day you take off the mask
yangyang: that’s a great idea!
taeyong: no. stop
nct china line: must be nice. being rich instead of having to develop a personality
sm: shut up
nct china line: buy my silence
haechan: so are we fighting or flirting right now?
renjun: my hand is literally around your throat hyuck
haechan: that doesn’t answer my question
kun:hey
ten: -now you’re an allstar
kun: nevermind, i’m leaving
taeil: what do you wanna do tonight?
haechan: world domination
taeil: that’s a little ambitious, isn’t it?
haechan: you’re my world
taeil: aw, that’s sweet- WAIT
taeyong: johnny, can you help me with this crossword puzzle? i need a 7 letter word for ‘husband’
taeyong: oh wait, i know
taeyong: *writes down 'jaehyun’*
lucas:it’s frustrating
ten: what is?
lucas: watching jaehyun flirt with doyoung and doyoung not realizing it
ten, wearing a “date me lucas” shirt: yeah, so oblivious
mark: i had a fight with yuta yesterday. i told him to take what’s his and leave the dorm
haechan: oh my god, what did he do?
mark: he picked me up and left
johnny: i mean- i don’t ‘like’ jaehyun or anything. that’s like so 'ew’. i just- i don’t like men okay
jaehyun:johnny!
johnny: yes honey?
johnny: i mean homie
johnny:shit
doyoung: i hate myself
jungwoo: you shouldn’t! you’re amazing!
doyoung: listen, you already have enough love for us, let me continue with my self loathing
taeyong: raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by haechan
renjun: *raises hand*
mark: *raises hand*
doyoung: *raises hand*
jeno, not even in the same room: *raises hand*
haechan: *raises hand*
jisung: i’ve got one foot in the darkness and the other one in a hello kitty roller skate
johnny: say, mark are you free friday night?
mark:yeah
johnny: what about you, yuta?
yuta: me too
johnny: great! we’re going to the arcade. except that i’m not going. enjoy your date!
johnny: hey bro
jaehyun: yeah bro?
johnny: can you pass me that pamphlet bro?
jaehyun:brochure
mark: so, i heard you like bad boys?
yuta:no?
mark, taking his feet off the table: oh thank god
