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Namjoon: I lead a team of 6 fully functional idols.
Bang PD: Well clearly then you have some idols I don’t know of.
Namjoon: What are you doing?
Yoongi: I’m making breakfast.
Namjoon: It’s 4pm.
Jin: He’s up early today.
<Pre Debut>
Namjoon: You can only address me as Rap Monster or Leader.
Hobi *walking into the room*: Morning bestie!!
The rest of BTS:
Namjoon:
Namjoon: Good morning, Hoseok.
Namjoon: Do you take constructive criticism?
Yoongi: Look me in the eye and tell me if you think I take any type of criticism.
Namjoon: Good point.
Yoongi: I joined BTS for the same reason people visit the zoo.
Yoongi: Oh! Shh, look at that!
Yoongi: *turns to watch Jin screaming and chasing Jungkook*
Yoongi: Nature is amazing.
Hobi: What’s wrong?
Yoongi: Nothing.
Hobi: *Suspicion*
<LATER>
Hobi: Yoongi has never lied to me and I trust him with my life.
Hobi: But that shifty bastard is hiding something.
Jimin: Drugs?
Hobi: Emotions.
Jimin:*Gasp*
Jin: Why do people draw the sun with sunglasses? How is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sun if he is the sun??
Jungkook: He has to protect his eyes from your face.
Namjoon *monotone while reading*: Jin stop trying to choke Jungkook, you know he’ll win.
Jin *getting up to give an award speech*: Would like to apologize to my haters for being an *absolute* snack.
Hobi *sending a good morning text*: Good morning! Wake up my little ray of sunshine! ☀
Yoongi *texting back*: Don’t tell me what to do. *goes back to bed*
Taehyung: Horror is when a screwed up guy looks at you. Comedy is when you look at a screwed up guy.
Jungkook: What if we’re both screwed up and we look at each other?
Taehyung: Gay romance.
Taehyung & Jungkook: *look at each other*
Taehyung *to Jungkook and Jin*: Namjoon has been spending a lot of time with Jimin lately, I wonder what he’s been up to.
Jin: Why don’t we find out.
*chaotic trio, pressing their ears against Mon Studio’s door*
Jimin: Alright boss man, today is popular culture lesson #8 and I am teaching you how to clap back
Namjoon: What is clap back
Jin: I’m a mature person, I apologize when I’m wrong.
Yoongi: I’ve never heard you apologize.
Jin: I’m never wrong.
Jungkook: I’m a bottom. I can’t do this.
Jin *sobbing*: For the last time I don’t know what that means. I’m just trying to teach you to parallel park.
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Series:
Pairing: Min Yoongi | Suga x Hybrid f! Reader
Genre: Angst & Fluff, Hybrid au
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Pairing: 방탄소년단 (BTS) | ot7 x f! Reader
Genre: Fluff & Humor, Alternative Universe – Bangtan Universe
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One-shots:
Pairing: Jeon Jungkook | JK x Hybrid f! Reader
Genre: Fluff & Humor, Hybrid au
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Coming Soon:
Pairing: Min Yoongi | Hybrid Suga x f! Reader
Genre: Angst & Fluff, Hybrid au
Summary: There will always be a time when someone spirals between reality and fantasy, forcing yourself upon the visible barrier with a single hand reaching out for that one dream—Wishing, wanting, needing it to be true! But when its an inch from your grasp… You wake up once more.
What if the world you see—Dreamed—isn’t imaginary?
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BTS LIST
Story Key: =Alt Universe; =x Reader; =Character x Character
SEOKJIN
- Coming soon
YOONGI
HOSEOK
NAMJOON
JIMIN
- Coming soon
TAEHYUNG
- Coming soon
JUNGKOOK
- Coming soon
He looks so good.
Taking your boyfriend to meet your parents kinda vibes.
He is beauty. He is grace. He is Kim Seokjin’s face.
Oh my GAWD.
