#bts text
Namjoon: I lead a team of 6 fully functional idols.
Bang PD: Well clearly then you have some idols I don’t know of.
Namjoon: What are you doing?
Yoongi: I’m making breakfast.
Namjoon: It’s 4pm.
Jin: He’s up early today.
<Pre Debut>
Namjoon: You can only address me as Rap Monster or Leader.
Hobi *walking into the room*: Morning bestie!!
The rest of BTS:
Namjoon:
Namjoon: Good morning, Hoseok.
Namjoon: Do you take constructive criticism?
Yoongi: Look me in the eye and tell me if you think I take any type of criticism.
Namjoon: Good point.
Yoongi: I joined BTS for the same reason people visit the zoo.
Yoongi: Oh! Shh, look at that!
Yoongi: *turns to watch Jin screaming and chasing Jungkook*
Yoongi: Nature is amazing.
Hobi: What’s wrong?
Yoongi: Nothing.
Hobi: *Suspicion*
<LATER>
Hobi: Yoongi has never lied to me and I trust him with my life.
Hobi: But that shifty bastard is hiding something.
Jimin: Drugs?
Hobi: Emotions.
Jimin:*Gasp*
Jin: Why do people draw the sun with sunglasses? How is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sun if he is the sun??
Jungkook: He has to protect his eyes from your face.
Namjoon *monotone while reading*: Jin stop trying to choke Jungkook, you know he’ll win.
Jin *getting up to give an award speech*: Would like to apologize to my haters for being an *absolute* snack.
Hobi *sending a good morning text*: Good morning! Wake up my little ray of sunshine! ☀
Yoongi *texting back*: Don’t tell me what to do. *goes back to bed*
Taehyung: Horror is when a screwed up guy looks at you. Comedy is when you look at a screwed up guy.
Jungkook: What if we’re both screwed up and we look at each other?
Taehyung: Gay romance.
Taehyung & Jungkook: *look at each other*
Taehyung *to Jungkook and Jin*: Namjoon has been spending a lot of time with Jimin lately, I wonder what he’s been up to.
Jin: Why don’t we find out.
*chaotic trio, pressing their ears against Mon Studio’s door*
Jimin: Alright boss man, today is popular culture lesson #8 and I am teaching you how to clap back
Namjoon: What is clap back
Jin: I’m a mature person, I apologize when I’m wrong.
Yoongi: I’ve never heard you apologize.
Jin: I’m never wrong.
Jungkook: I’m a bottom. I can’t do this.
Jin *sobbing*: For the last time I don’t know what that means. I’m just trying to teach you to parallel park.
the mental image of kim seokjin gifting his good day bad day pj merch to chris martin and chris actually showing up dressed in one for a dinner with bts……. hilarious
i hate taehyung bc i like his version of life goes on more than the original one now and i know he already deleted it the second he dropped that clip on the internet
no wonder taehyung keeps asking yoongi to marry him and hangs around him in a 3 piece suit all the time like I WOULD TOO
Winter Flower | tearful guy vs flirty boy
pairing;reader x jungkook ( + kth )
summary; jungkook had seen many flowers, but yn was the most beautiful one.
taglist;@fan-ati–c@ego-allie-bap@lilacdreams-00@xtrataerrestrial@the-obsessive-fangirl@complicatedjules@rlynotme@lovelyseomin@taescake@nochujeonjk@uraveragefangirlsposts@anjcia@taevolucion@lmx13@jeonlovers@lustiejimminie@yoonchrisgullwrites@94ser0da@mochisjoon@inspinkyring
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Winter Flower | characters [jk’s squad]
pairing;reader x jungkook ( +kth )
summary;jungkook had seen many flowers, but yn was the most beautiful one.
taglist;@fan-ati–c@ego-allie-bap@lilacdreams-00@xtrataerrestrial@the-obsessive-fangirl@complicatedjules[ if you want to be tagged pls comment or send request ]
Winter Flower | characters [yn’s squad]
pairing; reader x jungkook ( +kth )
summary;jungkook had seen many flowers, but yn was the most beautiful one.
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Winter Flower | introduction
pairing;reader x jungkook ( +kth )
summary;jungkook had seen many flowers, but yn was the most beautiful one.
Winter Flower | Masterlist [unfnished]
- introduction
- characters [yn’s squad]
- characters [jk’s squad]
- 0.0 [ cracking chart records ]
- 0.1 [ these b!tches ]
- 0.2 [ stars and teardrops]
- 0.3 [ tearful guy vs flirty boy ]
- 0.4 [ that dumb ]
- 0.5 [ my fan what? ]
- 0.6 [ she? it’s a he. ]
- 0.7 [ noturkitten ]
- 0.8 [* with yn * ]
- 0.9 [ me, coffee and mochi ]
- 1.0 [ new year wishes ]
- 1.1 [ happy new years, i guess ]
- 1.2 [ ur sad boi ]
- 1.3 [ starry eyes pt2 ]
- 1.4 [ he’s cute ]
- 1.5 [ hannah montana ]
- 1.6 [ seize your chance ]
- 1.7 [ cold ]
- 1.8 [ it’s a date ]
- 1.9 [ snowdrop ]
- 2.0 [ sigh ]
- 2.1 [ baerum crisis pt1 ]
- 2.2 [ cherry ‘momb’ shake ]
Winter Flower | cherry ‘momb’ shake
pairing;reader x jungkook ( + kth )
summary;jungkook had seen many flowers, but yn was the most beautiful on
a.n;the 'bomb-momb’ thing is about the time when jungkook and rest of the bts cannot stop laughing in the middle of filming the 'hause of army’ because jungkook couldn’t pronounce 'army bomb’. if you didn’t see it yet i am dropping the link here.
taglist;@fan-atic-blog@ego-allie-bap@lilacdreams-00@xtrataerrestrial@the-obsessive-fangirl@complicatedjules@rlynotme@lovelyseomin@taescake@nochujeonjk@uraveragefangirlsposts@anjcia@taevolucion@taylorscut@jeonlover@lustiejimminie@yoonchrisgullwrites@94ser0da@inspinkyring@livorna@delicateslover@fromthedt@bunny-on-crack@lochness-butmakeitsexy@atomickokorox@shay-the-turtle@tanumiki@notvantaes@taescckookies@secretlycrazyhummingbird@jeonsbae01@notvantaes@jeonsbae01@hereforaus@jiminho-s@thesweetest-peas@whatinthebts@mytravelanimepurse@music-makes-me-shine@unicornbabylover@zxlla@shegotboreddsoo@windex-princess-ami
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Winter Flower | baerum crisis pt1
pairing;reader x jungkook ( + kth )
summary;jungkook had seen many flowers, but yn was the most beautiful on
a.n;the book’s name is winter flower not snow flower
taglist;@fan-atic-blog@ego-allie-bap@lilacdreams-00@xtrataerrestrial@the-obsessive-fangirl@complicatedjules@rlynotme@lovelyseomin@taescake@nochujeonjk@uraveragefangirlsposts@anjcia@taevolucion@taylorscut@jeonlover@lustiejimminie@yoonchrisgullwrites@94ser0da@inspinkyring@livorna@delicateslover@fromthedt@bunny-on-crack@lochness-butmakeitsexy@atomickokorox@shay-the-turtle@tanumiki@notvantaes@taescckookies@secretlycrazyhummingbird@jeonsbae01@notvantaes@jeonsbae01@hereforaus@jiminho-s@thesweetest-peas@whatinthebts@mytravelanimepurse@music-makes-me-shine@unicornbabylover@zxlla@shegotboreddsoo
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Winter Flower | it’s a date
pairing;reader x jungkook ( + kth )
summary;jungkook had seen many flowers, but yn was the most beautiful on
taglist;@fan-atic-blog@ego-allie-bap@lilacdreams-00@xtrataerrestrial@the-obsessive-fangirl@complicatedjules@rlynotme@lovelyseomin@taescake@nochujeonjk@uraveragefangirlsposts@anjcia@taevolucion@taylorscut@jeonlovers@lustiejimminie@yoonchrisgullwrites@94ser0da@inspinkyring@livorna@delicateslover@fromthedt@bunny-on-crack@lochness-butmakeitsexy@atomickokorox@shay-the-turtle@tanumiki@notvantaes@taescckookies@secretlycrazyhummingbird@jeonsbae01@notvantaes@jeonsbae01@hereforaus@jiminho-s@thesweetest-peas@whatinthebts@mytravelanimepurse
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Winter Flower | seize your chance
pairing;reader x jungkook ( + kth )
summary;jungkook had seen many flowers, but yn was the most beautiful on
taglist;@fan-atic-blog@ego-allie-bap@lilacdreams-00@xtrataerrestrial@the-obsessive-fangirl@complicatedjules@rlynotme@lovelyseomin@taescake@nochujeonjk@uraveragefangirlsposts@anjcia@taevolucion@taylorscut@jeonlovers@lustiejimminie@yoonchrisgullwrites@94ser0da@inspinkyring@livorna@delicateslover@fromthedt@bunny-on-crack@lochness-butmakeitsexy@atomickokorox@shay-the-turtle@tanumiki@notvantaes@taescckookies@secretlycrazyhummingbird@jeonsbae01@notvantaes@jeonsbae01
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Winter Flower|he’s cute
pairing;reader x jungkook ( + kth )
summary;jungkook had seen many flowers, but yn was the most beautiful on
taglist;@fan-ati–c@ego-allie-bap@lilacdreams-00@xtrataerrestrial@the-obsessive-fangirl@complicatedjules@rlynotme@lovelyseomin@taescake@nochujeonjk@uraveragefangirlsposts@anjcia@taevolucion@taylorscut@jeonlovers@lustiejimminie@yoonchrisgullwrites@94ser0da@inspinkyring@livorna@delicateslover@fromthedt@bunny-on-crack@lochness-butmakeitsexy@atomickokorox@shay-the-turtle@tanumiki@secretlycrazyhummingbird@jeonsbae01
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