#i like this one
not a lot of old-ass movies hold up in terms of comedy but sleeping beauty is fucking hilarious. “this is the 14th century.” “that’s because it’s on you dear.” the king at the end being confused af. fucking amazing
ok yeah im watching it again and nobody ever points out but. when merryweather says “you can’t sew and she’s never cooked” that like highkey implies that merryweather was the one in charge of actually taking care of the fucking kid which is hysterical. if merryweather was the main parental figure it’s a wonder aurora isn’t down for murder 24/7
see it’s easy to say “flora fauna and merryweather are a polyam couple” but tbh i think just flora and fauna are married, they both seem vaguely maternal towards merryweather, who in turn seems a lot younger and less experienced. so i have the headcanon that over in the fae realm these two were put in charge of training merryweather as their fae apprentice or whatever which somehow makes “merryweather was the one to take care of aurora” even FUNNIER. imagine you’re trying to train under these two powerful fairies and then before you know it you’re in the middle of the woods raising a baby and it turns out that without their wands your mentors are useless lesbians who don’t know how to cook. no wonder she’s so pissed all the time
i never liked the criticism that “aurora doesn’t do anything she only has like 10 lines that’s not #feminist” because. the main characters of the movie are the fairies, she just happens to get marketed more nowadays cause of the disney princess lineup, if you actually watch the movie it’s clear she’s not the protagonist, neither is phillip, i think he has roughly equal screentime to her. gender equality they’re both useless
but anyway when disney was doing that thing where they made one-shitbillion sequels they have serious untapped potential in post-movie aurora main character. because listen. listen. first of all she went through the most wild life-changing shit all in like two hours so she’s gonna be dealing with the fallout from that
but more importantly. girl was raised in the WOODS. she runs around barefoot petting wild animals and eating shit she picked up off the ground. she now lives in a castle as the future monarch. WHERE is my comedy sequel about that. where the FUCK is it. where is my scene of the servants and royals like “we’re so happy our beloved, perfect princess is finally back :)” and then she walks in covered in mud, smelling like riverwater, carrying a live fish and saying “i caught dinner” phillip sees nothing wrong with this
prince phillip is quietly and intensely goddamn grateful that he managed to be the first man aurora ever saw because like she is the most incredible woman he’s ever seen in the entire world and he’s a dude that hangs out in the woods talking to his horse which is also her favourite activity
like, their parents are all very smug at what a great love match they’ve made in hooking their kids up together somehow–there was a dragon involved? ok??–except it turns out that the reason they get along so fucking well is they’re snarky little shits with no tact and less patience who spend as much time as humanly possible ditching out on court duties to fuck around in the woods
the kings and queens can only hope that the prince and princess are literallyfucking around in those woods, because at this rate their only hope for a halfway functional heir to the throne is going to be kidnapping their own grandchildren
or maybe just crowning the damn horse
Eventually, Haruka and Seiya become friends but with a lot of teasing and a fair amount of rivalry.
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Another one I’ll probably never finish
Inspired by the WG discord chat aaksjakdn, someone mentioned Becky, Tobey, and stickers so this happened-
ALSO I DONT KNOW HOW TO REPLY TO COMMENTS BUT THANK YALL FOR UR REPLIES ON POSTS XOXOXO
*at nct 127 intervention*
taeyong: mark, we’ve all gathered to discuss this problem.
doyoung: you have to stop using those phrases incorrec-
mark: oh, cry me a table doyoung!
johnny: i-
Kintsugi
The heart beats radiate out,
earthquakes from the epicentre of my being.
With my ear pressed to the mattress,
I hear it rumble. The pulse
of my body; the proof of my living, my
breathing.
Sometimes it feels like everything I touch
shatters. Like the magnitude of my heart
is too strong for anyone or anything to handle.
Sometimes I hold myself back from holding
just in case I make a break by accident;
I am not a master of mending - I cannot seal
your cracks with gold, you have to learn how
yourself.
Like I did.
That’s why no one can ever tell
how often my whole self - body and soul -
has splintered under the force of my own
undeniable
existence.
The rumbles cease; the aftershocks,
the followers and the precursors
to the main event - so quiet now
they bleed into the history of my being
even as I seal the wounds shut.
No wonder my hands shake; they know their work
will be in vain.
But the history of every war
is written in the hand of the victors,
and my stories will be told,
even after the earth reclaims me
as her own.
!
feel free to tweak questions + all emojis r listed in text form bc i can’t see some of them aAAaaAA! sorry if any of these questions are too similar i tried to avoid that but .. there’s a lot lol! categorized by emoji type.
i wanted to make one because i could not find one on tumblr already that had a tonof questions. this was created by combining ones under the #oc ask game tag + my own contributions. hi charmymemes nation i’m back.
people
- ️ EYE - what colour are their eyes? do people notice their eyes? is there anything special about them (shows emotion easily, literally magical…)?
- LYING - are they good liars? do they have tells to show they’re lying?
- GHOST - do they believe in ghosts? what are their “ghostly experiences”, if any?
- COLLISON - what emotions do they have trouble dealing with?
- CRYING - what makes them cry? do they cry easily?
- PUNCH - are they quick to violence?
- ANGER - what are some habits they have that will take some getting used to?
- FAMILY - what is their family like? what is your ocs relationship to them? does your oc have any siblings?
- FEARFUL - when scared, do they go into “flight” or “fight”?
- SLEEPING - do they fall asleep easily? what helps them sleep?
food & drinks
- PANCAKE - what is their comfort breakfast?
- BIRTHDAY CAKE - when is their birthday? do they like celebrating it?
- DONUT - favourite sweet treat?
- FRIES - do they order food often? or they prefer to cook their own food?
- ☕️HOT BEVERAGE - do they prefer hot or cold drinks? what is their favourite drink?
- STRAWBERRY - do they eat their fruit & veg? what is their favourite fruit or vegetable?
- CAKE SLICE - favourite cake flavour? are they specific about types of cakes?
- SHAVED ICE - do they still have any objects from their childhood? what significance does it have to them? what would their reaction be if they lost it?
plants & nature
- BOUQUET - create a bouqet for them! what do those flowers mean? are any of the flowers their particular favourite?
- MOON - what is your oc’s greatest wish? how far are they willing to go for it?
- VOLCANO - how bad is their temper? is it a slow boil, or a instant explosion?
- HIBISCUS - do they have any allergies?
- MAPLE LEAF - what is their favourite season? why?
- FALLING LEAF - do they enjoy being in nature? what is their favourite outdoor activity?
- ☀️SUN - are they a morning person? what is the first thing they do in the morning?
- ️SPIDER - what is their biggest fear? do they have any irrational / mundane fears?
- ROSE - do they like valentines day? have they been confessed to before? have they confessed to anyone before?
- SEE-NO-EVIL - whats a side of your oc that they don’t want to show other people?
- SPEAK-NO-EVIL - what is something your oc will refuse to stay quiet about?
- HEAR-NO-EVIL - what is the worse thing your oc could hear from someone?
- SEEDLING - what is their most vivid memory from childhood?
- CLOVER - do they believe in luck? are they lucky?
- EARTH - will they give up the world for someone they love? is this decision easy for them?
- MILKY WAY - what was the inspiration behind your oc? what was the first thing you decided about them?
activity
- ⚾ BASEBALL - can they play sports? what is their best position if they play a team sport? what’s their strong suit (speed, power etc.)?
- SWIMMING - can they swim? or are they afraid of water? how well do they swim? how do they feel about swimming in the ocean?
objects
- MEGAPHONE - how loud are they? what do they speak like? got a voice claim?
- OPEN BOOK - do they like reading? what’s their favourite genre?
- MOUSE TRAP - what will always lure them into certain danger? a loved one in danger? a promise of something they are always searching for?
- CAMERA - do they enjoy having their picture taken? what’s their go-to pose? do they like taking photos? what do they take photos of?
- MASKS - do they act differently around certain people? what’s different between the way they act around friends, family, strangers, etc.?
- ✂️SCISSORS - what is the “last straw” for them to cut someone out of their life? how easily do they let go of people?
- LIGHTBULB - is your oc a planner? do they write down every small detail or just wing it?
- DIAMOND - how rich are they? can they live the lifestyle they want to?
- PRESENT - what types of presents would they be most happy to receive? are they good at gift giving?
- BABY BOTTLE - what are their thoughts on children?
- KNIFE - how do they react to injury / misfortune befalling their loved ones (significant other, family, friends)? do they put themselves at blame?
- CROWN - what does your oc want to be remembered as? why?
- ✏️PENCIL - is there a particular quote / lyric that you associate with them?
- MUSIC NOTE - what is their playlist like? their favourite artists? do you associate a particular song with them?
- MICROPHONE - are they good at singing? what is their go-to karaoke song?
- SAXOPHONE - do they play any instruments? are they any good at it?
- BOOKS - how were they at school? what is their best subject? what is their worst subject? do they have a favourite subject?
- JEANS - what is their go-to outfit?
- PALETTE - can they draw? what do they like to draw?
- FERRIS WHEEL - are they someone who wants to kiss at the top of the ferris wheel?
- ⏳HOURGLASS - are they usually late or on-time?
- PISTOL - do they trust people easily? how easily will they turn their back to someone? have they been backstabbed before? will they betray someone if given an ultimatum?
- RIBBON - how would they fit into other worlds / aus? what aus would you like to try out? what fictional world would they fit / not fit into?
- PAPERCLIP - a random fact.
- PACKAGE - what are some “most likely to…” that can apply to them?
- ️CRAYON - what advice would you give to them?
- ⚙️GEAR - what are your ocs thoughts on science & art? which do they give more importance to? how much value do they place on each?
- WRENCH - are they good at fixing relationships? or do they tend to avoid doing so?
- ❇️SPARKLE - what is their most prized possession? what do they value?
- RULER - is your oc well educated? where did they get their learning from?
transport
- TRAIN - what is their answer to the trolley problem?
- BICYCLE - can they ride a bike? what do they remember from learning to ride a bicycle?
weather
- ️LIGHTNING - are they scared of lightning?
- DROPLET - random angst headcanon
- ❄️SNOWFLAKE - do people consider them cold? if so, what made them this way?
- ️TORNADO - what is the biggest change you’ve ever made to them? how have they changed from their original version?
- RAINBOW - what advice would they give to their younger self?
- FIRE - do they have any self destructive tendencies? what habits do they have that hinder them from becoming their best self?
- ☁️CLOUD - a soft headcanon
- GLOWING STAR - what do they think about when they look at the night sky? is there someone they want to star gaze with?
- SHOOTING STAR - if they could make any wish with no repercussions, what wish would they make?
- ☄️COMET - what do people assume about them? are they right?
hearts
- BEATING HEART - what gets their heart racing?
- HEART W/ ARROW - what traits do they look for in a relationship? do they believe in love at first sight?
- GROWING HEART - if they have a crush, is it noticable? what changes when they’re in love?
- ❤️RED HEART - their love language(s)?
- BLUE HEART - do they miss their s/o easily? how do they act when their s/o isn’t around?
- GREEN HEART - what things make your oc feel comforted? hugs, kisses, food?
- SPARKLING HEART - are they a subtle or a showy lover?
- LOVE LETTER - do they like love letters? what kind of messages do they leave for their partner?
- BROKEN HEART - what could their partner do that would absolutely break their heart?
BROKE:did Medusa have snakes for pubes?
WOKE:
23/27
Words by Feargha DeCléir NíChiannaigh
bye rock.
i think if you write something out in blue ink and set it in a windowsill and let the sun bleach the words off slowly over the course of months it’s the same as saying it like a prayer over and over it’s like the sun will drink the words off of the paper. i did this first by accident but now i’m going to do it all the time
I could love thee till I die,
Would'st thou love me modestly,
And ne'er press, whilst I live,
For more than willingly I would give:
Which should sufficient be to prove
I’d understand the art of love.
I hate the thing is called enjoyment:
Besides it is a dull employment,
It cuts off all that’s life and fire
From that which may be termed desire;
Just like the bee whose sting is gone
Converts the owner to a drone.
I love a youth will give me leave
His body in my arms to wreathe;
To press him gently, and to kiss;
To sigh, and look with eyes that wish
For what, if I could once obtain,
I would neglect with flat disdain.
I’d give him liberty to toy
And play with me, and count it joy.
Our freedom should be full complete,
And nothing wanting but the feat.
Let’s practice, then, and we shall prove
These are the only sweets of love.
