#bulletproof boy scouts
Namjoon: I lead a team of 6 fully functional idols.
Bang PD: Well clearly then you have some idols I don’t know of.
Namjoon: What are you doing?
Yoongi: I’m making breakfast.
Namjoon: It’s 4pm.
Jin: He’s up early today.
<Pre Debut>
Namjoon: You can only address me as Rap Monster or Leader.
Hobi *walking into the room*: Morning bestie!!
The rest of BTS:
Namjoon:
Namjoon: Good morning, Hoseok.
Namjoon: Do you take constructive criticism?
Yoongi: Look me in the eye and tell me if you think I take any type of criticism.
Namjoon: Good point.
Yoongi: I joined BTS for the same reason people visit the zoo.
Yoongi: Oh! Shh, look at that!
Yoongi: *turns to watch Jin screaming and chasing Jungkook*
Yoongi: Nature is amazing.
Hobi: What’s wrong?
Yoongi: Nothing.
Hobi: *Suspicion*
<LATER>
Hobi: Yoongi has never lied to me and I trust him with my life.
Hobi: But that shifty bastard is hiding something.
Jimin: Drugs?
Hobi: Emotions.
Jimin:*Gasp*
Jin: Why do people draw the sun with sunglasses? How is he supposed to protect his eyes from the sun if he is the sun??
Jungkook: He has to protect his eyes from your face.
Namjoon *monotone while reading*: Jin stop trying to choke Jungkook, you know he’ll win.
Jin *getting up to give an award speech*: Would like to apologize to my haters for being an *absolute* snack.
Hobi *sending a good morning text*: Good morning! Wake up my little ray of sunshine! ☀
Yoongi *texting back*: Don’t tell me what to do. *goes back to bed*
Taehyung: Horror is when a screwed up guy looks at you. Comedy is when you look at a screwed up guy.
Jungkook: What if we’re both screwed up and we look at each other?
Taehyung: Gay romance.
Taehyung & Jungkook: *look at each other*
Taehyung *to Jungkook and Jin*: Namjoon has been spending a lot of time with Jimin lately, I wonder what he’s been up to.
Jin: Why don’t we find out.
*chaotic trio, pressing their ears against Mon Studio’s door*
Jimin: Alright boss man, today is popular culture lesson #8 and I am teaching you how to clap back
Namjoon: What is clap back
Jin: I’m a mature person, I apologize when I’m wrong.
Yoongi: I’ve never heard you apologize.
Jin: I’m never wrong.
Jungkook: I’m a bottom. I can’t do this.
Jin *sobbing*: For the last time I don’t know what that means. I’m just trying to teach you to parallel park.
BOYFRIEND MATERIAL
They are so cute when they speak Spanish
LEARNING ENGLISH WITH JUNGKOOK
JUNGKOOK SPEAKING ENGLISH IS A MAJOR TURN ON
~ yoongi is me walking down the stairs wearing 5 inch stilettos ~
(p.s i learned my lesson on my sweet 15 when i was rushing down the stairs wearing heels and like my mother says ‘me di en toda mi madre ‘ which basically means that i fell 1 flights of stairs)
Yoongi in fan fiction : Cold hearted, rich CEO, dom, mafia head, daddy kink…
Yoongi in real-life : Afraid of stairs.
![[min yoongi voice] J-HOOOOOOOOOPE for @terminalveracity , to celebrate bangtan and the fact that the](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d1b0c0303c9e45453f715d34c44fcef3/tumblr_okuyfygciY1tl70w6o1_1280.jpg "[min yoongi voice] J-HOOOOOOOOOPE for @terminalveracity , to celebrate bangtan and the fact that the")
[min yoongi voice] J-HOOOOOOOOOPE
for@terminalveracity , to celebrate bangtan and the fact that they got us talking again. I hope you’ll survive this comeback
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190325 Ha Sung Woon mentioned BTS Jimin in an interview
Q: Which contemporary musician has the best chemistry with your own voice?
A: BTS Jimin-ssi. We sometimes talk about that too. After we’ve done our military service and as time goes by we might sing together one day?
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Trans: KIMMYYANG
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[CC ENG] BTS Japan Fanmeeting 4th Muster Happy Ever After - Tokyo Making Film (1hr 6mins) subs by KIMMYYANG
[CC ENG] BTS Japan Fanmeeting 4th Muster Happy Ever After - Osaka Making Film (30mins) subs by KIMMYYANG
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