Renesmee, chatting to her friends at lunch: Yeah, my mom got married super young, straight out of high school, to a guy who was way too old for her. She got knocked up immediately. They kept the whole pregnancy a secret, she didn’t leave the house the entire time she was showing. My dad’s family didn’t even want to take her to the hospital to have the baby. My grandad, who was a doctor, was going to deliver me but she went into labour prematurely, like, wayprematurely and they couldn’t reach him so my dad ended up having to deliver me even though he had no experience. Anyway, she died in childbirth. She was only eighteen.
jack will be like “bits theres a huge spider in the bedroom can you come get it ” and bitty will walk into the room and go “oh THIS young man?” scoop it into his hand raw and take it outside
Ryan Lochte: My philosophy is if you’re a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning. So…
Sheinelle Jones: Ooh.
RL:…if I go out all night, and I go dancing and I’m drinking, you know what, I still have a job to do and I ha – still have a goal to do.
Mike Jerrick: [clears throat]
SJ:I like that. I – I have a feeling my cohost – that’s what you live by, right? [barely holding it together] If you’re a man at night, then you gotta be a man in the morning –
MJ:OK. Ryan, good luck to you. We’ll be watching.
RL:Uhh, thank you.
MJ & SJ:[slowly vibrating into silent hysteria]
MJ:[waves, like to a baby]
MJ & SJ:[shrieks of laughter]
SJ:[incomprehensible]ohmygod I can’tdoit I ca – ooo
MJ: Seriously, how are they going to get enough material … What was the question that stumped him?
SJ:You asked – what – what – what – what a woman can say …. what a woman can s – [loses it]
MJ:I guess silence, uh, im – impresses him.
SJ:You can’t – no, it’s just a woman couldn’t say anything. [sniffs] He is good-looking.
MJ:I need to eat some oatmeal on that.
SJ:[fully collapsing] We are so gonna get in trouble.
MJ:Wh…seriously, how are they gonna g – put together like 22, 13 weeks of programming? [cackling]
SJ:[weeping]He’s so cute.
MJ: Oh. He is cute.
SJ: Did you see the plaid?
MJ:Yeah.
SJ:And y – wh – you should loosen your tie like that, cause that’s – sexy. It really is. Whoo. What’d he say, “I’m a man at night –” What is it?
MJ:“You know I’m a man at night … and a man in the morning.”
SJ: ᴼʰ ᴳᵒᵈ ⁻⁻ ᴵ ᶜᵃ ⁻⁻
[cackling]
SJ:ᴵ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ᵈoit. My lash is gonna come off, sorry –
MJ:Look out, we got a – we got a lash. We got a lash off. [clears throat]
i love being subscribed to dracula daily as a person that only knows the broad plot of the book Dracula. i feel like im going out for lunch with jonothan harker and hes telling me about a ye olde grinder hookup he had that was basically a tour of the red flag factory
Sorry for not answering any messages and asks. I just…. have literally zero interest in sims anymore. I think it’s a combination of ts4 still being so hollow as a game and the toxic culture in the community - especially here in simblr.
I hope it’s just a temporary burn out, or it might be permanent. I don’t know.
if you ever mess up at work don’t feel too bad at least you’re not the guy whose task it was to protect a child butended up individually killing the childs mother, father and brother by mistake
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