#lol post
it irritates me when someone reblogs something of mine, deletes my caption, only to type the same caption so it’s under their name instead of mine
the year is 2045. your children have discovered your Spotify account and click on the playlist ‘broke bitches 4eva’. you swoon in nostalgia and quote each line as they stare in horror.
can someone pls invent a parents guide to teenage terminology?
Me and my sister were talking about how slept on Ne-Yo is and I have never seen my own mother look so horrified
Pls, someone, make a dictionary
Glad no one else is around, they would think I was madder than normal, sitting here giggling away to myself
Washing machine and dishwasher are interchangeable to me. I will not notice if you use the wrong one. Ever
