#funnyshit
Two yanderes falling in love with each other would be, like, the best relationship but y’all obviously not ready to have that conversation.
Thieving monkeys!
Awoo teaching lessons
Burger King Germany ‘Limited Burger Edition’
Bratwurst & nut nougat cream, Currywurst & fried herring, Strawberry ice cream & fries, Vanilla ice cream & olives, Cream & Gherkins, Pie & Beef…
‘Bon Appétit’ !
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Enrique Chagoya, “Illegal Alien’s Guide to Somewhere Over the Rainbow”, 2010,
Lithograph with chine colle,
Sheet: 24 5/8 x 40 ¾ inches, image (variable): 23 ½ x 39 ½ inches.
Saint Louis Art Museum, Gift of Ted L. and Maryanne Ellison Simmons
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‘Disneyland Destruction’ by Jeff Gillete,
Acrylic and collage on canvas,
Height: 25 in. (63.5 cm) Width: 37 in. (93.98 cm) Depth: 2.25 in. (5.72 cm),
Courtesy of Archive 20th Century
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Ancient Earth by Ian Webster !
A new online tool allows users to scroll through geologic time, using their own location as a pinpoint to orient themselves in the shifting land masses!
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Václav Kudělka, “We don’t need your internet!”
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the year is 2045. your children have discovered your Spotify account and click on the playlist ‘broke bitches 4eva’. you swoon in nostalgia and quote each line as they stare in horror.
Today I discovered these gems in my drafts and I don’t remember having made ANY OF THEM
If you had to apply for jobs using your tumblr url instead of your name, would you get the job?
Gays like two years ago: IPHONE EMOJIS ARE FOR STR**GHT PEOPLE!!! IF IM GONNA DIE >:( I DIE WITH GOOD OL FASHION H O N O R
Gays now: do you maybe Wanna ✨✨ come over and you know?? lmao or not hahah just kidding unless
Some more gems I found after getting really high the other night
Foolish children
I’m so fucking high right now, I really just went to make a PB&J sandwich and took a spoonful of peanut butter and slathered it all over my hand, and then said, “Which do you put first, the bowl or the milk?”
