#marvel endgame
Bucky Barnes and his knife skills throughout the series
THE WAY I SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS SIR PLEASE-
Bucky and Sam standing over dying Steve in fatws
Steve : Buck, I want you to know something. I love you. I’ve made a mistake by going back in time and I regret it so much.
Bucky, tearing up : I love you too, Steve.
Sam : Hold on let me tell the group chat Steve is outta closet.
Sam, typing while he watches Steve dying : Out of the closet, into the coffin ⚰️ haha
Bucky, holding two ice cones: hey Steve because everyone is back from the snap I thought we could spend some time together, you know catch up and stuff. Here I bought you an ice-
Bucky:
Bucky: what are you doing?
Steve, preparing to go back to Peggy: sorry I’m busy
Bucky: but I thought-
Steve: Yeah listen it was nice and all but I have to go. Have a nice life, Bucket.
Bucky:
Bucky : wow this parking job is about as straight as I am
Sam : I don’t know whether to address the fact that you just came out to me or that you just insulted my fucking parking
Sam : What’s it like being married to Bucky?
Steve : We both said “I do” and haven’t agreed on anything since.
Russos making Steve straight but also giving him a boyfriend over the years
Bucky : wow I feel so happy right now
Bucky :
Bucky, narrowing his eyes : something’s wrong
Stranger : Hey, is this guy bothering you?
Steve, sighing, looking at Bucky : Yeah, but he’s my husband so I signed up for this
Steve and Bucky : sacrifice themselves for each other, care for each other, willing to die for each other, eyefuck, oppose the fucking government for each other and basically being a 9 year slow burn fanfic
Russo brothers :
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING AT FUCKING 2AM
Bucky : I guess you could say I’ve “fallen” for you.
Bucky :*winks*
Steve : Bucky, you just rolled down eight flights of stairs. Please let me help you.
Steve : Bucky texted me “your adorable” so I texted him back and said “no, YOU’RE adorable.”
Sam :And?
Steve : And now we are dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him so I’m not gonna say anything.
Steve : We don’t trade lives, Vision.
Vision : Captain, 70 years ago you laid down your life to save how many millions of people? Tell me, why is this any different?
Steve :
Steve, nervously looking at Bucky :
Steve, mumbling: It’s different because I was being overly dramatic with no self control whatsoever
Bucky : Yeah that’s what I thought
Bucky : I want to change the world.
Steve : For the better?
Bucky :
Steve :
Bucky :
Steve :
Steve : Answer the question
mj: peters first detention! im so proud
ned: wait why’d he get detention?
peter: because im an idiot
ned, terrified: wait, they can do that!?
peter: mr stark, whats it like in hell?
tony: what? why do you want to know?
peter: just so im prepared for when i go to hell
tony:
tony: wHEN you go to hell?
peter: mr stark, mr dr strange wont come out of his room
tony: just tell him i said something
peter: like what?
tony: anything factually incorrect
strange, a few minutes later: did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-
bucky: you promise you didn’t get me bees again?
sam from a distance: just open it
peter q: *eating apple pie*
tony: you know apples grown in red dirt taste better because of the nutrients in the dirt
peter q: *being smug* well i’d be interested in that if i ate apples
tony:
tony: what the fuck do you think apple pie is made of
sam: hey you want a tarot reading?
bucky: those are pokemon cards
sam: you got a magikarp
sam:
bucky:
sam: it means fuck you
the only valid reason deadpool hasnt shown up to kick some crusty purple ass is because he wants to see scott lang expand in thanos’ ass, in this essay i will
tony: clint can u do a favor for me?
clint: *makes eye contact with tony*
clint: *turns off his hearing aids*
