Bucky : Who did you fight?

Pre-serum Steve : Alright but you can’t get mad at me…

Bucky :Who.Did.You.Fight.

Pre-serum Steve : Okay, first, I was minding my own business-

Bucky : *slams hands on table* BULLSHIT!

Pre-serum Steve : I WAS!

Bucky : okay so let me get something straight

Bucky : you jumped out of jets without a parachute, became a science experiment, had the government come after you, fought Thanos without ANY shield, crushed into ice for 70 years and let me nearly kill you when I was mind controlled.

Steve : I mean-

Steve :yeah

Bucky :

Bucky : WHICH PART OF “DON’T DO ANYTHING STUPID” DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND-

Sharon : Oh god Steve is so faithful, he watches porn with no girls in it.

Bucky : I’m gonna tell her.

Sam : Don’t you dare-

Bucky : Ah, yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir!

Baker :

Baker :What-

Steve : Just ignore him.

No one :

Endgame Steve :

Several points were made

Bucky : hey wanna hear a joke?

Steve : sure why not

Bucky :pussy

Steve :

Steve : I don’t get it

Bucky, wheezing : I KNOW

Steve :

Steve : buCK WE ARE MARRIED-

MIA

Sorry I’ve been MIA this last week! I have been busy and been focusing on my lifestyle changes! I haven’t given up and I’m still going strong. I am however craving a brownie!! I saw Endgame yesterday and it was incredible, I cried and laughed and just enough the end of an amazing decade of movies!! you’d like to talk or for a follow4follow let me know! :) have a great game of thrones day!