Transcript/Description. Two tiktok videos side-by-side, each showing a person looking into the camera. Upbeat piano is playing in the background.
Person A, singing: Please don’t text me when you’re drunk
Both, harmonizing: oooo
Person A, singing: or don’t text me at all
Person B, speaking to the rhythm: Please leave your message after the tone, beep. (puts on wire-frame glasses) Oh hey, hiya Stacy, it’s your mom. I think I accidentally texted you, you know my fat thumbs. Anyway, I’m at Kohl’s, at the clearance rack. They got a lot of darling sweaters so just call me back. By the way, can you check your mailbox? Your grandma sent you a check but she thinks it got lost. Oh shoot, you know what? I almost forgot. I saw your high school math teacher in the Costco parking lot. You know, the one with the glasses, he said to say hi. There was something else I had but it sort of slipped my mind. Oh, I know. how’s that stubborn rash you had? You know, it might be genetic but you get it from your dad. Anyway, that’s it, I guess I’ll let you go. Talk soon, bye bye, and please wear your coat. Oh my god, that nasty flu’s going around. Your Aunt Debbie just had it. Okay, bye now.
Sure, we’d all like to think Clark Kent dresses like a cross between a soft nerd and a lumberjack, but if we’re going to be accurate and honor the fact that he grew up on a rural farm in middle America, we have to acknowledge that he probably wears camouflage baseball hats
When inspiration strikes, be ready for it. I decided to rework this older piece and then this happened. I used some of my favorite quotes of hers and then added all her novel titles. The quotes are from Song of Solomon and Paradise. The Queen of Literature re-imagined. 2019
Well we had to do it #theUP #pasties #pasty #classicpasty #muldoonspasties #michigan #thegreatlakes #midwest #upperpeninsula #upperpeninsulaofmichigan #munisingmichigan
