MH: We need to summon something

Laid-back Mage: I can summon Stubborn’s salt in a smash match

Rest of the Party: …

LBM: Also explosions and stuff, why?

Stubborn Chef, holding two slices of bread between Airheaded’s face: What are you?!

Airheaded: An idiot sandwich.

Airheaded: Wait a minute, did you say anything?

Stubborn: Anything!

Airheaded: Anything?

Stubborn: Yes, anything!

Airheaded: Anything?

Stubborn, annoyed: Anything.

Airheaded: Anything-

Stubborn: I’ll get you, and it’ll look like a bloody accident.

Dark Lord: Well, well, well. If it isn’t Main Hero-

Airheaded Main Hero: But it is me

Dark Lord: No- its an-

Airheaded Main Hero: Your mind tricks wont work on me!

Stubborn: I hate when I tell people I don’t like a certain song and they respond “Oh, but it’s catchy.”

Stubborn: The fucking plague is catchy, that wasn’t good either.

Kidnapped Teammate:*faceless* I don’t feel so good. Why are all my limbs slack? Why can’t I move my eyes…? Why can’t I move my mouth is this an internal dialogue? I can’t see the end of the horizon-

Great Sage:*approaches*

Kidnapped Teammate: HATSUNE MIKU???!!

During the Credits

Great Sage: Perhaps it is the context in which words are spoken that give them the power of meaning…

Great Sage: *sees wounded puppy*

Great Sage: *using cure* I LOVE YOU DOG!!!

Laid-back: i will kill you: basic threat; overused; lacks serious weight

Laid-back:pee your pants: up-and-coming; respectable; unexpected

Laid-back:i will pee your pants: full of the promise of grief and terror; absolutely devastating

Imp: Your pants can’t wait for my pee

Main Hero: And there we have it, the most terrifying sentence in the universe

Main Hero: She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.
Airheaded: His name was jarred hes nineteen
Great Sage: When his parents built a very strange machine
Dancing Guide: watch that scene dig in the dancing queen
Laid-back: aaaay macarena
Main Hero: Horrible job everyone

Laid-Back: Worried, Cautious?

Cautious: It’s always a concern when unhappy monsters stroll in and out of the cosmic doggy door between here and there, Laid Back.

Laid-Back: You’re embarrassing when you try to be profound.

Cautious: Thank you.

Tank: I have…. so much… strength inside of me that you don’t even KNOW what I could do! If the world isn’t going to love me then I’ll teach it to FEAR me INSTEAD!

Scientist, sarcastically: Oh noooo, I’m sooooo scared.

Sci: What do you know about strength? You can’t even walk down the stairs without tumbling forward like a Slinky!

Tank: Well at least I don’t spend every Veteran’s Day sobbing on the floor!

*Scientist gasps, offended*

Tank: I bet you don’t even HAVE a war face!

Sci:Rarrr!

Tank: AAAAAAAAA! SEE?! MINE’S BETTER!

Tank: I’m leaving!

*Tank tries to walk down the stairs*

Tank, tumbling: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…..

Main Hero: What’s something that vampires hate, Airhead?

Airheaded: Coffee-flavored ice cream.

Main Hero: Well, naturally. But I was hoping for something specific to vampires.

Cat: Y'know, like, nya!

Stubborn: What?

Cat: Nya!

Stubborn: Stop.

Kind: What you got there?

Airheaded Thief, with a dead monster behind them: A smoothie.

Kind: (Airheaded), everyone has something special inside of them you just-

Airheaded: Do you have a coat-hanger?

Kind: Wha…???

Airheaded: I ate a coat-hanger…

Kind: How did you eat a coat-hanger?!?!?

Laid-Back: I walked in that motherfucker not giving a fuck and I walked out that bitch not giving a fuck.

“Miijora’s Mask” :P

Haven’t been feeling creative the past few weeks. So I created Majora’s Mask in the Miitopia demo on Switch~

-Mark

TwerpeafromMiitopia