#my darling inej

Kaz is just an emo Elsa

The Crows as Random Things My Family Members Have Said ~

Kaz: This is the corner of Death, just so we’re on the same page

Jesper: I have to ask him if he’s gay at least once a week

Inej: Don’t touch my cookies, I will CUT you

Nina:What’s a cult classic? I’m my own cult classic

Matthias:That’s too complicated for me, I can’t even spell VR

Wylan:Here Dad, this pickle is your new son. I’m out.

Kuwei: Actually I fleek it spuently

Six of Crows as Random Things My Family Members Have Said ~

Kaz: Hahaha, I don’t feel anything

Jesper: If you can burn your tongue… Can you tan it too?

Inej:Donuts for Jesus

Nina:Then boom! All I got was a taquito

Matthias:Out of all of the things you do, that should be one of the things you don’t

Wylan: Do you want me to kick your teeth in sir?

Kuwei (as a lil bonus): I’m a garden gnome

Jan Van Eck: We’re going to have the exterminator come and exterminate you

The Crows as Random Things My Family Members Have Said ~

Kaz:You wanna get enunciated, motherfucker?!

Jesper: That aint a ufo- that’s a flying stripper

Inej: Oh shit- I gotta go check on the dinosaurs

Nina: Get out of the way, I’m trying to look at my butt

Matthias:Save the cows, eat llama

Wylan: $79 trip to Pangea

Please take a moment to imagine Jesper and Wylan dancing in the rain to lover boy by Tabby.

Y'all remember before the SAB (show) Winter Fete talent bit, where Inej and Jesper were marketing their skills to get in?

Well, imagine if Kaz hadn’t said no, imagine if he’d gotten up on stage and performed magic tricks. Imagine if his performance included Inej.

Jesper:Kaz.

Kaz:*Crickets chirping*

Jesper:Kaaaaz.

Kaz:*Glaring*

Jesper:Kazzzzzieeeee.

Kaz:*bOnK*

Petition to see Kaz wear eyeliner in season two.

Jesper:I got hit by a car- but before you ask! No, it wasn’t like that

Inej:So you weren’thit by a car?

Jesper:Oh no, I definitely was, I broke three bones!