#mythology
Historical Roman landscape scenery
Quadriga chariot race with a fantasy twist
Really tired of this particular type of post that is like “[x] should have done [other thing]” than they actually did in the myth.
Most often, it’s just so extremely smugly condescending, or at the very least boring and refusing to engage with the story as is, as if the change would 1. work at all, 2. happen at all, 3. fix anything, 4. at all be interesting
They never basically are! These ~takes~ are not interesting, are not clever. They’re boring, usually stupid, and leans on an ability to act and a genre awareness that simply isn’t possible for the characters involved.
“Orpheus should have…”
“Paris should have…”
“I would have…”
No.
Just. Stop it.
The thing about this kind of drive to fix it is that in a lot of cases it’s just SO NARROWLY but SO THOROUGHLY missing the point
Yes, these figures couldhave done something differently. Something we, as the audience, can pretty easily see - sometimes now more than ever but mostly it’s been something any person can see all along. It’s not modern knowledge that lets us say “well Icarus wouldn’t have crashed if he’d obeyed his father”, that’s literally in the text and people of the past aren’t that stupid.
The point of these stories is that they could have, but they didn’t, because that wasn’t who they were. Their circumstances and personalities combined drove them to make obvious mistakes.
Theycouldhave done something differently, yes. But THEYwouldn’t have. Maybe we can learn from them, or maybe we can look at them making the same very human mistakes we do and feel better about ourselves, but we can’t - and shouldn’t - “fix” them.