#nordic mythology
Odin and sleipnir
“I’m going to tell you a story with a joke at the end.
"This happened a long long time ago when the gods were little like me. Loki was a little baby. He wanted to go outside but they told him, ‘no you are a baby.’ He said it was too hot inside, and they said it was too cold to go out.
"He went out anyway and they said 'come inside it’s too cold for babies,’ but he just climbed a tree and they couldn’t reach him. And he swung around from tree to tree like a macaque until he was all nice and cooled off, then he slid down the tree.
"When he gets to the bottom his hands are all full of sap and splinters. So he pulled them all out and put them in the fire, and it made a smell like your smoky stuff, Mama. They opened the window and it wasn’t so hot inside anymore. The end.”
“And what’s the joke, sweetie?”
“Oh! Why did the chicken go to the underworld?”
“Why?”
“TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!”
(original tale from my kid who is four and apparently knows a secret story about Loki as a child inventing incense. Also that joke slaps.)
Daughter of the sea